

****** Can you imagine right now, Jeff's probably frantically packing up all his shit in a box, stuffing everything he possibly can into it, and running towards the elevator. I can see his co-workers being like, "Jeff, what the hell are you doing?" I'm getting the HELL out of here guys, they bounced my check and YOU'RE ALL NEXT!!!!! He jumps on the elevator, is downstairs running through the front door of the building, when he bumps into his boss. "Jeff, what the hell are you doing?" You sonofabitch, I knew this company was a shithole, run by some shithead!!!! You're going down asshole, and you're NOT taking me with you!!!!! Thanks for bouncing my last check!
"Jeff, the bank just called, they typed the wrong account number on the check, they just sent you another one, I can't believe you reacted like this after all these years of loyalty here." "Now GET THE FUCK OUT!!!"
(Another successful Bettorschat story!!! haha)



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