G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had
Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.
Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of
a whorehouse smells like.
YEAH REALLY I WISH I COULD EAT THIS.SOMETHING GOING WRONG IN MY HEAD EVERYTIME I TRY TO CHEW FOOD I SPIT IT OUT.I REALLY FEEL LIKE I AM GOING CRAZY EATING SOUP EVERYDAY I AM HOPING IT GETS BETTER.I AM GLAD I CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT BUT IT IS REALLY FRUSTRATING.I SPENT $45 GOING TO OLIVE GARDEN WITH MY FAMILY MY FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT AND DID NOT EAT 1 BITE.
IT MAKES YOU FEEL STUPID REALLY
Family in OK breaks record by taking 150 pounds of aluminum beer cans to recycle yard.They think they can break there own record once bed and computer are moved out of sons room.
Family in OK breaks record by taking 150 pounds of aluminum beer cans to recycle yard.They think they can break there own record once bed and computer are moved out of sons room.
Just moving together. I have lived out on my own before, but moved back in. My bro is just 19 and is moving out for the first time
Breaking news out of Oklahoma:
Family in OK breaks record by taking 150 pounds of aluminum beer cans to recycle yard.They think they can break there own record once bed and computer are moved out of sons room.
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