Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[TheRook]

Kaz please give KB his screename and password back

[KazDog]

Kaz please give KB his screename and password back

My, my.....Aren't we full of one's self? The beer was a dead give away!

That was funny....Now get your ass back in the kitchen and make me some breakfast.....

KAZ

[longnex]

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise.



I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.



Sincerely,

P. Ness





The Response:



Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have

raised, the administration rejects your request for the following

reasons:



You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the corrective protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work-place carrying 2 suspicious-looking bags.



Sincerely,

V. Gina

[jcindaville]

Migrant Crop Pickers have e-mail now, shit.

Morning aLL

You are a complete tool

[kbsooner21]

You are a complete tool

I agree

[tech fan]

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise.



I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.



Sincerely,

P. Ness





The Response:



Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have

raised, the administration rejects your request for the following

reasons:



You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the corrective protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work-place carrying 2 suspicious-looking bags.



Sincerely,

V. Gina

[KazDog]

If Bill is a complete tool, what is an incomplete tool? A guy with one nut? from the two tool experts. GayB and GayC

KAZ

[10DimeBry]

You know what I'm really getting sick of??? I'm getting sick and tired of logging on each morning and seeing dimer's plays for the day before bumped up to the top. Take your shit to the service section

sorry bro. i'll start losing soon enough so you can be happy again ok pal?

[kbsooner21]

sorry bro. i'll start losing soon enough so you can be happy again ok pal?

just busting on ya pal. I love seeing you on such a great run

[10DimeBry]

just busting on ya pal. I love seeing you on such a great run

i get paid today from my local. I cant wait. my friends here dont know this yet but the pizza hut buffet tomorrow is on ME!!!!

the run wont last forever. but i was down alot early and have fought back. i love that you,rook,jc,bill,spark,chado,nex and everyone else rip on me about it. its all in good fun. keep it up

[longnex]

i get paid today from my local. I cant wait. my friends here dont know this yet but the pizza hut buffet tomorrow is on ME!!!!

the run wont last forever. but i was down alot early and have fought back. i love that you,rook,jc,bill,spark,chado,nex and everyone else rip on me about it. its all in good fun. keep it up

I never ripped on you once. I wanted you to win more so you could meet us in Vegas.

[BillMill71]

You are a complete tool

Thanks for the love bro, thanks.

[TheRook]

i get paid today from my local. I cant wait. my friends here dont know this yet but the pizza hut buffet tomorrow is on ME!!!!

the run wont last forever. but i was down alot early and have fought back. i love that you,rook,jc,bill,spark,chado,nex and everyone else rip on me about it. its all in good fun. keep it up

It's always in fun brother....And i'm glad you know that. You doing well is great for the forum.

Keep up the great capping!

[kbsooner21]

You doing well is great for the forum.

Says who??? It's almost like LM and Coverboy are back

[jcindaville]

If Bill is a complete tool, what is an incomplete tool? A guy with one nut? from the two tool experts. GayB and GayC

KAZ

Go teach a class on how to be gay. Your very qualified to do that