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[Spark]

The handsome Italian Stallion changed it

Thanks pal

[TheRook]

The handsome Italian Stallion changed it

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

[kbsooner21]

Spark's First Kiss

[Chado1]

OMG...

[kbsooner21]

Spark didn't hesitate for more action after getting a taste of that first kiss

[kbsooner21]

But apparently, her husband wasn't too happy

[jcindaville]

Dave is gonna get wood when he checks out all this goat action

[jcindaville]

longnex
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[Chado1]

Dave is gonna get wood when he checks out all this goat action

LMAO...yea dave has got all his goat porn action right here...one stop thread....

[longnex]

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife
was really angry.

She told him tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up she looked out the wind ow and sure enough there
was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway...

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and
brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

[TheRook]

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife
was really angry.

She told him tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up she looked out the wind ow and sure enough there
was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway...

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and
brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

[longnex]

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for An hour."
Husband : "I was just looking for the expiration date."
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Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife : "Yes and no."
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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet to the office. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at Your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes!! "I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
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Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
--------------------------------------------------------------------
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."

[Chado1]

Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife
was really angry.

She told him tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!"

The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up she looked out the wind ow and sure enough there
was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway...

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and
brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Talk about making things worse...

That was a good one nex....

[Chado1]

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."

[jcindaville]

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for An hour."
Husband : "I was just looking for the expiration date."
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife : "Yes and no."
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet to the office. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at Your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes!! "I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
________________________________
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
--------------------------------------------------------------------
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."

If you remove the vagina from a womans anatomy, we would paint a red X on their back and use them for target practice

Hope Meg doesnt see this