Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[KazDog]

Why don't you all throw in a 3 point shooting contest and a home run derby as well?

Why don't you stay at home and beat your meat watching Dale Jr.?

Oh wait....You're doing that already....

KAZ

[jcindaville]

Looks like were entertaining our good buddy

Club, you eating some breakfast and catching up on as the urgent thread turns

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[kbsooner21]

Over/under 4 of how many gay escorts Kaz picks up in Vegas.

[KazDog]

Hey, maybe while in vegas we can have a wit contest, you should be the odds on favorite to win that

We could have an eating contest. I'll put all I have on Nex at a buffet. The Pink Flamingo is still stocking their shelves after he left ther. And Caesar's is still trying to figure out how to eliminate the smell he after taking a dump in the room....

KAZ

[jcindaville]

KB, i have 9 of the top 28 drivers left, i will email you who i have and you can tell me how to use them

[jcindaville]

We could have an eating contest. I'll put all I have on Nex at a buffet. The Pink Flamingo is still stocking their shelves after he left ther. And Caesar's is still trying to figure out how to eliminate the smell he after taking a dump in the room....

KAZ

Poor Darryl, got ahold of some bad stuff

[KazDog]

Over/under 4 of how many gay escorts Kaz picks up in Vegas.

I'd try and pick a few up for ya buddy, but it's long way for them to get to Oklahomo.

KAZ

[jcindaville]

any one heard from Jimmy lately

[KazDog]

any one heard from Jimmy lately

Sorry, you're white....You can't 'hear' Jimmy!

KAZ

[kbsooner21]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

[BettorsChat]

Morning Everyone

[BillMill71]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

You forgot #11

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

11. Damn that Kasey Kahne Bud Car is kicking Juniors ass again

[10DimeBry]

poor Dale Jr. he takes it more than kaz & nex in a vegas hotel room

[kbsooner21]

You all better pour it on while you can. Next year will be a different story.

[BillMill71]

You all better pour it on while you can. Next year will be a different story.

How about another one?

12. Man Junior's car is fast, honey, pass me another Coors Light, the special Junior edition