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[Chado1]

Spark's windpants are red
his Nikes have gel
He gets along on his walker
like a bat outta hell

Shuffleboard is his game
Italian Stallion his name
He makes a mean quilt
While wearing a kilt

From Paris to Rome
He's all over his "home"
Riding his motorized cart
He wins over the ladies hearts

Bingo at one
Sing a long at two
He pimps all the ho's
Like I wish I could do

Happy Valentine's Spark

LMAO...good one Kyle..

[Chado1]

Good Morning all

Congrats on your Canadians win last night Chado

Thanks...they had lost 3 in a row...we needed that....

Any plays for tonight Meg?

[kbsooner21]

Down on the bayou
sucking on crawdad heads
Coach yelled from the sideline
Don't tackle that inbred

You see flags were involved
no contact allowed
Coach had to protect his star player
So he could be healthy for the big crowd

Poor little Eli said thanks Coach
from protecting me from those meanies
Coach just grinned
and pulled down his beanie

Game after game
to the championship they went
Even playing flag football
was no detriment

First Archie, then Peyton
now the next star is grand
and only Daryl Coughlin
could lead him to the promised land

And the Super Bowl he won
Over the mighty Pats
Eli called Coach
and said I'll send you one of those hats

For your leadership is what made
me what I am today
For your guidance I leaned on
and I hoped and I prayed

We'll celebrate this victory
together at last
we'll hook up on the bayou
and chat about the past

Happy Valentine's Day Nex

[Spark]

Spark's windpants are red
his Nikes have gel
He gets along on his walker
like a bat outta hell

Shuffleboard is his game
Italian Stallion his name
He makes a mean quilt
While wearing a kilt

From Paris to Rome
He's all over his "home"
Riding his motorized cart
He wins over the ladies hearts

Bingo at one
Sing a long at two
He pimps all the ho's
Like I wish I could do

Happy Valentine's Spark

hahahahaha


You too pal ... Thanks

[longnex]

I found the real poem KB meant to send.

Roses are red
blue is the sky
If you dont become my valentine
I'll eat til I die.

[kbsooner21]

Spark's windpants are red
his Nikes have gel
He gets along on his walker
like a bat outta hell

Shuffleboard is his game
Italian Stallion his name
He makes a mean quilt
While wearing a kilt

From Paris to Rome
He's all over his "home"
Riding his motorized cart
He wins over the ladies hearts

Bingo at one
Sing a long at two
He pimps all the ho's
Like I wish I could do

Happy Valentine's Spark

[Meg30]

WHAT A TOOL...Thanks KB...that was very ..ummm different

[kbsooner21]

Meg, wrote you a little poem for Valentines Day. Be mine

Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have
a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like corn silk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're out in a crowd.
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
What I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape,
yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
We go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men,
they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses
on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger.
That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds...

IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!

Happy Valentine's Day

[longnex]

good morning everyone

[Meg30]

Good Morning all

Congrats on your Canadians win last night Chado

[Chado1]

[kbsooner21]

Morning guys

[Spark]

Morning Inmates ...

[jcindaville]

good morning monte


good morning everyone.


have a great day

You at work??

[10DimeBry]

good morning monte


good morning everyone.


have a great day