Originally posted by Chado1
Morning little hockey buddy...i'm sorry about Dallas last night
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."Leave a comment:
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BWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!Originally posted by kbsooner21Lazar Jr's his name
hugging trees is his game
He lives out on the west coast
and enjoys a nice "weenie" roast
While chilling on the yacht
with his boy Chuck
they sip umbrella drinks
til they decide to go f*ck
Doggystyle it is
the terrorist dives in
Chuck pulls his hair
then dabbles a little on his chin
He gobbles it down
a rookie at this he is not
he polishes that knob
while Paris Hilton says "that's hot"
While pulling up on the sand
they set up the cones
for they need a few dashes
40 yards is the zone
The stopwatch is out
the starting line laid down
Chuck takes off like a rocket
Which leaves Kaz to frown
For he knows he has no shot
as Chuck has the articles to prove
he can shimmy and shake
Boy can he really move
He's thrown passes with Bradshaw
and run routes with Lynn Swann
but around Bettorschat
he was known as a con
Kaz doesn't mind
cause the yacht is all his
and tells us all
to mind our own biz
Away they go again
riding the waves
to find a nice spot
to add to their faves
Happy Valentine's Kaz
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Lazar Jr's his name
hugging trees is his game
He lives out on the west coast
and enjoys a nice "weenie" roast
While chilling on the yacht
with his boy Chuck
they sip umbrella drinks
til they decide to go f*ck
Doggystyle it is
the terrorist dives in
Chuck pulls his hair
then dabbles a little on his chin
He gobbles it down
a rookie at this he is not
he polishes that knob
while Paris Hilton says "that's hot"
While pulling up on the sand
they set up the cones
for they need a few dashes
40 yards is the zone
The stopwatch is out
the starting line laid down
Chuck takes off like a rocket
Which leaves Kaz to frown
For he knows he has no shot
as Chuck has the articles to prove
he can shimmy and shake
Boy can he really move
He's thrown passes with Bradshaw
and run routes with Lynn Swann
but around Bettorschat
he was known as a con
Kaz doesn't mind
cause the yacht is all his
and tells us all
to mind our own biz
Away they go again
riding the waves
to find a nice spot
to add to their faves
Happy Valentine's Kaz
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