Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[Spark]

hahahaha You sick fvk u

[bover1]

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.

Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts
for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."

The nun agreed.

Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't
want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but
you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

i bet u wish u were under that skirt.........

[Spark]

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.

Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts
for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."

The nun agreed.

Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't
want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but
you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

[Ldawg]

yeah this work thing keeps me busy...and looking after spark

Did you change ur aim handle or do you not IM anymore ?

[screwtape]

Morning Mr.Tape ....you must be gearing up for Foots .

Oh, you know it brother.

[Meg30]

We're ALL Good here... how are things in Chi-town ? Never see you on AIM ...you must be a busy girl .

yeah this work thing keeps me busy...and looking after spark

[Ldawg]

ldawg, didnt get anything. can you send again? thanks pal

Maybe one of the Sheep ate it.....

[Ldawg]

hello ldawg..hope all is well out there on the west coast

We're ALL Good here... how are things in Chi-town ? Never see you on AIM ...you must be a busy girl .

[bover1]

i never really noticed the eyes just the 9 chins...but still a dapper fellow....

[10DimeBry]

you are a hip cat in that bright green t u have on............

the green shirt really brings out my eyes

[10DimeBry]

ldawg, didnt get anything. can you send again? thanks pal

[Meg30]

hello ldawg..hope all is well out there on the west coast

[bover1]

its because i'm cool

you are a hip cat in that bright green t u have on............

[10DimeBry]

why would there different page counts, mine says 999. does yours KB

its because i'm cool

[Ldawg]

Morning Mr.Tape ....you must be gearing up for Foots .