Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[Spark]

He just found out that he doesnt have insurance for storm water. He's pretty bummed, his basement was nice

Not good ... sorry Jc .... That is horrible

[jcindaville]

Does his insurance cover flood/water damage? Numerous people in New Orleans insurance companies are telling them they aren't covered under flood/water damage.

He just found out that he doesnt have insurance for storm water. He's pretty bummed, his basement was nice

[Spark]

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to
get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright,
who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea
for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and
depressed.As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started
on him about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you
been?" And on and on.Too shattered to play his usual role in this
familiar ritual,
he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak
in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.While he was
in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her
husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after
all.Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go
upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door she
was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over
naked drying his legs and feet."They're not hanging Wright tonight," she
said.He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN - DON'T
YOU EVER STOP"?

[10DimeBry]

DiMER WHATS UP BUDDY,JUST GOT BACK TO THE DELL !!

just chillin @ work. boss is in atlanta for 3 days so i can do nothing wooohoooo anyhow, who you on tonight? besides bover's mom i mean

[WayneChung]

DiMER WHATS UP BUDDY,JUST GOT BACK TO THE DELL !!

[kbsooner21]

Guys, I went and got my will written at lunch today.



I, _________kbsooner21_________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

______ Glass of wine
______ Margarita
______ Martini
______ Cold Beer
______ Chicken fried steak and cream gravy
______ Mexican food
______ French fries
______ Pizza
______ Bowl of ice cream
______ Cup of tea
______ Chocolate
______ Tickets to OU football game
______ Sex

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Signed _____kb____________

[10DimeBry]

i'm right here chungster!!!!!

[screwtape]

'morning children.

[WayneChung]

leta get this party started,theres the sparkir,meggie,bover,and the dime,the kaptain and others are joining all the time // all the other forums want to be like BC-WHY DON'T THOSE FUCKERS CHILL AND JUST LET US BE ? // WE HAVE THE GREAT BITCHER,OLE CHUCKY CHEE,IF YOU FUCK WITH HIM THE HOOK MAY GET THEE // BREAK IT DOWN FOR ME PAPPY ONE TWO THREE,TAKE SOME GERITOL AND DO THE A TO THE Z // WE WILL FINISH THIS PARTY UP WITH THE GRANDMEISTER CHUNG,HE ALWAYS HAS HIS MARVIN WAY UP TOUCHING BOVER IN THE LUNG "i'm coming up,coming up,break it down sparkie ,do the MOONwalk bovie,book em monte-woooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO,IRONCHUNGER'S IN DA HOUSE !! PS-BC FOR LIFE

"LAST BUT NOT LEAST,LETS DON'T FORGET MY OLE BROTHERHOOD OF THE GOOSE MEMBER DAWG,HE THINKS HES RICHARD PETTY OUT THERE CRUISIN THE SCENIC HIGHWAY ON HIS HAWG" !! "AND ONE MORE CREWMEMBER IS LOVERBOY DOC,MAN HAS THAT DUDE GOT AN OBSESSION WITH HIS COCK" WOOOOOO !!

[Spark]

> Never Argue with a Woman
>
> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and
>decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
>decides
>to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
reads
>her book.
>
> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
the
>woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
>
> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that
obvious?")
> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

>start
>at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
>
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexua l
assault,"
>says
>t he wom an.
>
> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you
>could start at any moment."
> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>
> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can

>also
>think.
>

[Spark]

LMFAO Chunger

[WayneChung]

leta get this party started,theres the sparkir,meggie,bover,and the dime,the kaptain and others are joining all the time // all the other forums want to be like BC-WHY DON'T THOSE FUCKERS CHILL AND JUST LET US BE ? // WE HAVE THE GREAT BITCHER,OLE CHUCKY CHEE,IF YOU FUCK WITH HIM THE HOOK MAY GET THEE // BREAK IT DOWN FOR ME PAPPY ONE TWO THREE,TAKE SOME GERITOL AND DO THE A TO THE Z // WE WILL FINISH THIS PARTY UP WITH THE GRANDMEISTER CHUNG,HE ALWAYS HAS HIS MARVIN WAY UP TOUCHING BOVER IN THE LUNG "i'm coming up,coming up,break it down sparkie ,do the MOONwalk bovie,book em monte-woooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO,IRONCHUNGER'S IN DA HOUSE !! PS-BC FOR LIFE

[longnex]

good morning guys, you to JC.

[10DimeBry]

Not in New Orleans

dont worry monte. law suits will be coming soon. trust me 95% of the peeps will get $$$$ may take years but they'll get it

[BettorsChat]

That means JC's cup has shit and piss in it etc.