Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[WayneChung]

I wonder what Chunger does for a living. That dude is off the hook

HANG ON COUPE MY BEEPERS GOING OFF,chung now on phone in the background"yeh pal,you want uppers,downers,or in-betweeners" ? :christmas

[jcindaville]

Only a true Southern Boy would appreciate this email!!! Enjoy!!!
>
>
>
> (1) What does the average Michigan player get on his SATs?
> .........Drool.
>
> (2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in
> one room? ..........A full set of teeth.
>
> (3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
>.........Grease her hips and push.
>
> (4) How do you get a Florida State graduate off your porch?
> ..........Pay him for the pizza.
>
> (5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
> .........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
>
> (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
> .....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
>
> (7) What are the longest three years of a Miami, FL football player's
>life? ..........His freshman year.
>
> (8) How many Clemson freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
> ..........None. That's a sophomore course.
>
> (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
> ......... Durham, North Carolina. He knew that the police would never
>look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.
>
> AND FINALLY
>
>(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
> .........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
>and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

# 2 is the best

[jcindaville]

'morning,bc. what a fucking rotten day.

Damn, its morning and its already rotten. Shit, hate to see you after lunch

[10DimeBry]

that is great spark....LMAO

[TheRook]

Only a true Southern Boy would appreciate this email!!! Enjoy!!!
>
>
>
> (1) What does the average Michigan player get on his SATs?
> .........Drool.
>
> (2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in
> one room? ..........A full set of teeth.
>
> (3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
>.........Grease her hips and push.
>
> (4) How do you get a Florida State graduate off your porch?
> ..........Pay him for the pizza.
>
> (5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
> .........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
>
> (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
> .....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
>
> (7) What are the longest three years of a Miami, FL football player's
>life? ..........His freshman year.
>
> (8) How many Clemson freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
> ..........None. That's a sophomore course.
>
> (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
> ......... Durham, North Carolina. He knew that the police would never
>look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.
>
> AND FINALLY
>
>(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
> .........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
>and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

LMFAO

good stuff pappy

[longnex]

I wonder what Chunger does for a living. That dude is off the hook

He writes poetry.

[Spark]

Only a true Southern Boy would appreciate this email!!! Enjoy!!!
>
>
>
> (1) What does the average Michigan player get on his SATs?
> .........Drool.
>
> (2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in
> one room? ..........A full set of teeth.
>
> (3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
>.........Grease her hips and push.
>
> (4) How do you get a Florida State graduate off your porch?
> ..........Pay him for the pizza.
>
> (5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
> .........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
>
> (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
> .....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
>
> (7) What are the longest three years of a Miami, FL football player's
>life? ..........His freshman year.
>
> (8) How many Clemson freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
> ..........None. That's a sophomore course.
>
> (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
> ......... Durham, North Carolina. He knew that the police would never
>look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.
>
> AND FINALLY
>
>(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
> .........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
>and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

[screwtape]

'morning,bc. what a fucking rotten day.

[jcindaville]

I wonder what Chunger does for a living. That dude is off the hook

[JBC13]

that dolphins logo is quite gay imo

its only the coolest logo ever

[kbsooner21]

why exactly do you have the cards up?

[10DimeBry]

nice to see you around now that the phins avatar is back up

that dolphins logo is quite gay imo

[kbsooner21]

nice to see you around now that the phins avatar is back up

[JBC13]

the madden curse strikes again.....poor shaun alexander

[WayneChung]

BOVER I CHALLENGE YOU TO THE 7 SPORT CHALLENGE,remember none of that 90's gay humor stuff,mano to mano-WOOOOOOO !! PS-ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTIONS NOW OLE MAN-I'M NOT PLAYING,LOVEDOC HIT THE TIMER 5,4,3,2 !!

ps-i'm still waiting answer my questions or i am pulling out my pistola-we shall DUEL !! 2ND PS-A GAME OF CHECKERS,LOSER HAS TO FUCK GLENDA !! 3RD PS-HI HO,HI HO,ITS OFF TO WORK WE GO !!