Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[10DimeBry]

degenerate1 could be my new favorite poster on BC

[BillMill71]

degenerate1 could be my new favorite poster on BC

Whay is that Bhry?

[longnex]

Good morning everyone.

[wayne1218]

Do you ever wake up before 11?

[kbsooner21]

Do you ever wake up before 11?

[Ldawg]

Do you ever wake up before 11?

Derrrrr 8AM .... westside ! Sun just came up ...

[Ldawg]

Well look who showed up Mr.Makers Mark

[longnex]

Do you ever wake up before 11?

Me? Its before 11 here.

[longnex]

For Jimmy

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish
> > scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and
came
> > to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone
network
>
> > more than 100 years ago.
> >
> > Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, British
> > scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after headlines
in
>
> > the UK newspapers read: "British archaeologists have found traces
of

> > 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors
> > already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred
> > years earlier than the Scots."
> >
> > One week later, "The Advertiser", a Lafayette, Louisiana,
newspaper,

> > reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in cane
> > fields near New Iberia , Gaston Boudreaux, a self taught
archeologist,
>
> > reported that he found absolutely nothing. Gaston has, therefore,
> concluded that ...
> >
> > 300 years ago Cajuns were already using wireless."

[Lsufan]

LMAO

[WayneChung]

guys some kid was playing in the vaults last night and pulled out a bunch of dinosaur posts-BOY THAT SHIT GETS MY PANTIES IN A WAD !!

[screwtape]

howdy,bc.

[kbsooner21]

what up screw?

[screwtape]

what up screw?

not much, kb. bored.
i think i'ii start a "pick the board thread for all hoops" for shits and giggles. wanna play?

[longnex]

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him, then said, "NO."

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.... so she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiti ng for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "what happened....?"

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!