Returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
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> The barber, Giovanni, said, "Hey, Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
> Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."
> "Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
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>"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful
> Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta da vino, soma nice cigars fa me, and we lookina forward to da trip. We setta down and Virginia
>open upa da luncha basket.
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>The conductore coma by, wagga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat in disa car. Musta use dining car.'
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>So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice vino!
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>Conductore walka by again, wagga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use club car.'
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>So, we go to clubba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he wagga his finger again and say, 'No a'smokin in disa car. Musta go to a smokin car.'
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>We go to a smokin car and I smoka my biga cigar.
>Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car and a go to bed.
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>We just about to go boombada and the conductore, he walka through da hall shouting ata top of his a voice...
>'Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka Virginia!'
>Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus."
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