Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[wayne1218]

Kyle is Dimer! LMAO

[wayne1218]

Are you smarter than a 5th Grader? ... IS ON!

[jcindaville]

An old man, Spark, was living the rest of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Spark, "My private parts died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Spark, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Spark was walking down the hall with his private parts hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Saprk," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private parts back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Spark, "I told you yesterday that my private part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy. "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

[jcindaville]

The music group REM?

Rear entry men, bovers favorite group

[jcindaville]

good morning everyone. Its 10 not 11 JC.

EST

[Lsufan]

Spark Has Lost It

An old man, Spark, was living the rest of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Spark, "My private parts died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Spark, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Spark was walking down the hall with his private parts hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Saprk," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private parts back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Spark, "I told you yesterday that my private part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy. "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

[Ldawg]

W H A T

I'm crying here Meg !!

[Ldawg]

I'll be sure to catch that while Duke/Maryland and Texas/A&M are on

go Shorthorns ( you'd think that monte could get a decent Armadillo or Longhorn Avie in here ).



So, are we boycotting LOST tonight ?

[wayne1218]

I'll be sure to catch that while Duke/Maryland and Texas/A&M are on

You heard of DVR?

P.S. Missing minutes 12-20 of both 1st halves won't mean much. The 2nd half is all that matters!

[kbsooner21]

9:30 tonight on Fox after AI

I'll be sure to catch that while Duke/Maryland and Texas/A&M are on

[wayne1218]

don't feel bad...so did the History Major who graduated from UCLA and went to law school

Both contestants were HORRIBLE!!!

[wayne1218]

is that the are you smarter than a 5th grader??? when is it on?

9:30 tonight on Fox after AI

[kbsooner21]

stand in the place where you live now face north,
think about direction wonder why you havent before

what a great tune

[Meg30]

I also missed the 1st President impeached question!

don't feel bad...so did the History Major who graduated from UCLA and went to law school

[10DimeBry]

You need to watch the show. It is hosted by jc (Jeff Foxworthy) and it is hilarious!

is that the are you smarter than a 5th grader??? when is it on?