>> >> A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches
>> >> straight up to the counter and says,
>> >>"Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
>> >> really rather have a job."
>> >>
>> >> The social worker behind the counter says,
>> >>"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening
>> >> from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
>> >> bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
>> >>You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll
>> >> supply all of your clothes. Because of the long
>> >> hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
>> >>escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will
>> >> have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided
>> >> a two bedroom apartment above the garage.The starting
>> >>salary is $200,000 a year".
>> >> The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
>> >>
>> >> The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
>> >>--
PAPILLION THE GOOD SIDE OF THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE...............SIGNED YOUNG SKYWALKER !!
>> >> A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches
>> >> straight up to the counter and says,
>> >>"Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
>> >> really rather have a job."
>> >>
>> >> The social worker behind the counter says,
>> >>"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening
>> >> from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
>> >> bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
>> >>You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll
>> >> supply all of your clothes. Because of the long
>> >> hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
>> >>escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will
>> >> have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided
>> >> a two bedroom apartment above the garage.The starting
>> >>salary is $200,000 a year".
>> >> The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
>> >>
>> >> The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
>> >>--
Nex, played the #3 in the 5th at Hawthorne WP. Bastard jumped out to a huge lead and led right until he got passed at the finish line. Paid $3.80 to place though, so I only lost 20 cents
I saw the race. Thought he was going to win. You can watch the races live on the net.
Nex, played the #3 in the 5th at Hawthorne WP. Bastard jumped out to a huge lead and led right until he got passed at the finish line. Paid $3.80 to place though, so I only lost 20 cents
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