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Originally posted by 10DimeBrymorning jc
morning shit head i dont drink coffee, and if i did i wouldnt pay 6 bucks for a cup of it anyways
oh, good morning DimerQuestions, comments, complaints:
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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The life like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what in the world are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
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Originally posted by longnexA blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The life like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what in the world are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
...that's funny i don't care who you are!
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Originally posted by screwtapegood morning, bc. rough start to the the day.
no coffee in the house. forced to drive down to starbucks.
Morning Gang -
What's up with SJ 'tape .... you headed out this way ?
PS - Starsbucks = Black Battery Acid
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Sorry Spark
Spark, being unhappy with Meg's mood swings,
bought her a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor her moods.
He discovered that when she's in a good mood, it
turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big
fucking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy her a diamond ..........
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Originally posted by longnexSpark, being unhappy with Meg's mood swings,
bought her a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor her moods.
He discovered that when she's in a good mood, it
turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big
fucking red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy her a diamond ..........
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