The son of a bitch calls me when I'm on the third hole, par 5, making my approach shot.....Then starts yelling that I call him all the time. I told him, I'd fax him my cel phone bill with all the incoming text messages and incoming calls from Albany.....
that is 100% true. its not that she could suck everyone under the table. its the fact that i've never seen a chick suck a dick so fast in my life. it was under 3 seconds for sure. if i was pimp i could have made a killing.
Dimer was completely KB'ed last night. He kept yelling that he was bank rolling some chick that could drink everyone under the table. What a fruitcake! You were killing me Dawg...
KAZ
that is 100% true. its not that she could drink everyone under the table. its the fact that i've never seen a chick pound a beer so fast in my life. it was under 3 seconds for sure. if i was sober i could have made a killing.
Dimer was completely KB'ed last night. He kept yelling that he was bank rolling some chick that could drink everyone under the table. What a fruitcake! You were killing me Dawg...
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