An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to
get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright,
who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea
for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and
depressed.As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started
on him about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you
been?" And on and on.Too shattered to play his usual role in this
familiar ritual,
he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak
in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.While he was
in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her
husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after
all.Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go
upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door she
was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over
naked drying his legs and feet."They're not hanging Wright tonight," she
said.He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN - DON'T
YOU EVER STOP"?
Does his insurance cover flood/water damage? Numerous people in New Orleans insurance companies are telling them they aren't covered under flood/water damage.
He just found out that he doesnt have insurance for storm water. He's pretty bummed, his basement was nice
just chillin @ work. boss is in atlanta for 3 days so i can do nothing wooohoooo anyhow, who you on tonight? besides bover's mom i mean
PLAYING SMALL,DID NOT POST ANYWHERE,BUT TOOK ATLANTA OVER 42,BET EARLY IN THE WEEK,AND FILLED IN A 7 POINT TEASER WITH ATLANTA+3,BUT REALLY THESE ARE ACTION BETS,DON'T HAVE A CLUE,WAS FOLLOWING LINE MOVEMENT ON THE TOTAL,GOT A LOCAL WHO IS SLOW MOVING HIS LINE,AND FOLLOWING HILTON CONTEST ON THE SIDE-GOOD LUCK TONIGHT BUDDY !!
DON'T YOU EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !! PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !!
He just found out that he doesnt have insurance for storm water. He's pretty bummed, his basement was nice
that is a total crock of BS. unreal. why do people even have insurance?? 99% of the time its totally worthless. then if you need it after the fact your rates sky rocket. insurance is horrible.
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