Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[WayneChung]

OK, you owe me that one from your Memorial Day weekend reunion

YOUR THREADKILLING SKILLS HAVE IMPROVED TREMENDOUSLY TKN3-I THINK YOU READ MY BOOK SUPER THREADKILLER SYSTEMS BYE DOLLY CHUNGSON !!

[Lsufan]

Surely he'll let you go pal

OK, you owe me that one from your Memorial Day weekend reunion

[TMAC951]

Good Afternoon all you dickheads! Another day yesterday another Yankee loss.. Damn are they on a roll or what?

[kbsooner21]

Not this trip, but I will try to be there in October, depending on my MOTEL 6 SITUATION WITH SPARK.

Surely he'll let you go pal

[Lsufan]

Around 330 Vegas time. You coming?

Not this trip, but I will try to be there in October, depending on my back situation.

[longnex]

You're right JC

Spark .. Good Stuff

Nextel ... What time you land in Vegas tomorrow?

Around 330 Vegas time. You coming?

[Lsufan]

You're right JC

Spark .. Good Stuff

Nextel ... What time you land in Vegas tomorrow?

[jcindaville]

Jimmy is in Photoshop. Be carefull JC

Being careful has never helped me before Jimmy

Hopefully i will give you some new material soon

[Spark]

> * I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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> * Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

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> * Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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> * The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

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> * To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

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> * When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

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> * The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

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> * A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

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> * A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

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> * Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

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> * We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

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> * When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

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> * The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

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> * The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

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> * The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

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> * If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

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> * A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

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> * The definition of a will? - - It's a dead giveaway

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> * A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

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> * Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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> * A backward poet writes inverse.

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> * In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

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> * A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

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> * If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

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> * With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

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> * Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

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> * When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

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> * The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

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* A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

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> * You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

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> * He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

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> * A calendar's days are numbered.

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> * A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

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> * A boiled egg is hard to beat.

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> * He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

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> * A plateau is a high form of flattery.

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> * Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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> * When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a ****.

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> * When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

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> * Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

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> * Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

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> * Acupuncture: a jab well done.

[10DimeBry]

No Kaz, longnex must be packing all his buttplugs for his vegas trip. Spark must be playing old maid, Meg is out with big nose, Jimmy must be giving CB an oral massage

LDork and Chunger are in a 71 which is the same as a 69 except Chunger has 2 fingers buried up Ldorks ass

Gay-B is trying to find out if he has more brothers and sisters that he didnt know about.

Rook is trying to grow into an adult male.
Lovedoc is battling his own sexual identity.
Chado is stalking me as to why i dont attend AA meetings
Tmac has Jeters dick ball deep in his gullet
Monte is killing someone in his home state of ARKANSAS.

well that explains why its so quiet today Bryan. Just me and you, the only normal ones around here

LMAO i thought kaz was the only stalker on the site. kaz has a new friend in chado...lol

[Lsufan]

No Kaz, longnex must be packing all his buttplugs for his vegas trip. Spark must be playing old maid, Meg is out with big nose, Jimmy must be giving CB an oral massage

LDork and Chunger are in a 71 which is the same as a 69 except Chunger has 2 fingers buried up Ldorks ass

Gay-B is trying to find out if he has more brothers and sisters that he didnt know about.

Rook is trying to grow into an adult male.
Lovedoc is battling his own sexual identity.
Chado is stalking me as to why i dont attend AA meetings
Tmac has Jeters dick ball deep in his gullet
Monte is killing someone in his home state of ARKANSAS.

well that explains why its so quiet today Bryan. Just me and you, the only normal ones around here

Jimmy is in Photoshop. Be carefull JC

[Lsufan]

where is rook? him and meg are both MIA

Not really ..... The were special guess at you know where

IM

[longnex]

Im here. Have alot of errands to do before my trip.

[10DimeBry]

where is rook? him and meg are both MIA

[jcindaville]

I love ripping on service scumbags like that fucking tool Rook

Damn, lil buddy isnt even here to defend himself