1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
What is going on with your dog? Did the vet say both hip joints need replaced or just one?
thank you for asking. Guinness has 1 bad hip.(left one) right one is fine. kelly is taking him back to the vet today @3pm for shots. as of now we are trying to avoid surgury. so he is on a special diet and is taking 3 pills a day for pain. Vet wants him to lose 20lbs, not because he overweight but because he is a large dog and the lighter he is the better his hips will feel regardless of the extent of his injury. We have set a tentitive date with the surgon for early oct. that will be just a pliminary consoltation. nothing more. we will prolly end up having the surgury @ some point but we want to try everything we can first.
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