Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[garth]

Hell is freezing over I'm sure of it Garth. Stros in 1st, Cubbies looking good in 2nd. I just might be interested in baseball until June this year

My brother and I are probably the only 2 Astros fans outside a 100 mile radius of Houston. We may trek down to Houston this summer since the Astros are never on TV. FS Oklahoma carries mostly Rangers games. You're right though, KB, something is definitely out of balance with the world right now with the Cubs and Stros playing well.

[ToDaClub]

Jc, when do we get Mikes picks for the Derby?

I have them

The question should be
When do you get them??

Soon please, I have to send them out to my subscribers.

Mainly Bruce

[jcindaville]

Soon please, I have to send them out to my subscribers.

Mainly Bruce

Need rump shots of Bruce's daughter

[ToDaClub]

[kbsooner21]

Need Bruce +10 shots today on the course

[ToDaClub]

The bet was 5 asshole

[kbsooner21]

The bet was 5 asshole

I need an update on how he is doing this morning. How did he sleep? Did he stay up as late as us? Did he get a good breakfast in?

[ToDaClub]

I need an update on how he is doing this morning. How did he sleep? Did he stay up as late as us? Did he get a good breakfast in?

10:45 Went to sleep
5:30 Woke up
5:35 First Smoke
5:45 Took a shit.
6:00 Breakfast
6:10 2nd Smoke
6:20 Banged the maid
6:21 Shower (He doesn't believe in foreplay with the hired help)
6:45 3rd Smoke read the Wall Street Journal
7:00 Leave for work
7:15 Arrived at work
7:20 Banged the receptionist
7:35 4th Smoke
7:45 Met with Gov to discuss PAC contributions
8:00 Called the pilot to make sure the Gulf Stream was ready for trip to Las Vegas for the fight on Saturday. (ring side seats)
8:10 5th Smoke
8:25 Sent receptionist to store to get more smokes.
8:40 Checked with me to see if I have the picks for the Derby.
8:41 Calls some friends in Itally to have them go break some legs of an electrician in Kentucky for not giving out Mikes picks.


Seems like he's good to go.

[kbsooner21]

OMFG!!!

[ToDaClub]

早上好家伙,我准备今天一些高尔夫

[kbsooner21]

Idiot

[ToDaClub]

Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,
everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and
shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed: Clueless



Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. You don't need him anymore! Good grief woman, you're running for President of the United States.

[KazDog]

Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,
everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and
shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed: Clueless



Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. You don't need him anymore! Good grief woman, you're running for President of the United States.

Pretty good Clubber!

[KazDog]

Golfing today?

[jcindaville]

Golfing today?

It's MENSDAY for club
Every Wednesday the rest of us work, he golfs, gets drunk, and sucks off his BFF Bruce!