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Originally posted by 10DimeBry View PostGlad its friday.
End of summer/ cutting JC a $100 check cuz he is a better capper and fantasy manager than I am
Thank Bryan, mail the check to my work addy bro!!
Lets not be ur usual slow pay please, need to get back some of my speeding ticket moneyLast edited by jcindaville; 08-23-2013, 11:36 AM.Questions, comments, complaints:
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Originally posted by baseballdave View PostSouthern cops have a way with words! These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were
taken off their car videos:
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you
just went through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch after you wear them a while."
3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."
4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the
speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)
6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."
9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you
go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey
poop."
11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven."
12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National
Crime Information Center )
13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're
allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal
friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS....
16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we
don't. Sign here."
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Originally posted by jcindaville View PostThank Bryan, mail the check to my work addy bro!!
Lets not be ur usual slow pay please, need to get back some of my speeding ticket moneyOriginally posted by jcindaville View PostFuck southern cops!
I just got a bill from San Francisco. I went through a toll on the golden gate bridge with a rental car that has a pass in it. $ 5.00 charge, and $29.95 for administrative services by Hertz rent a car. I may go Savage on them.
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Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
I just got a bill from San Francisco. I went through a toll on the golden gate bridge with a rental car that has a pass in it. $ 5.00 charge, and $29.95 for administrative services by Hertz rent a car. I may go Savage on them.
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Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
I just got a bill from San Francisco. I went through a toll on the golden gate bridge with a rental car that has a pass in it. $ 5.00 charge, and $29.95 for administrative services by Hertz rent a car. I may go Savage on them.Questions, comments, complaints:
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Originally posted by vols fan View PostSounds like his past trip to Oklahoma.Questions, comments, complaints:
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Originally posted by baseballdave View PostSOCIALLY EXCEPTABLE COMMENTS
The Red Cross had just knocked at our door and asked if we
could help towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we would
love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.
Originally posted by baseballdave View PostSouthern cops have a way with words! These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were
taken off their car videos:
9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
BBD in the hizzel
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Originally posted by kbsooner21 View PostI know how you like them San Francisco cock suckers and you'll be going back frequently to mingle with the gays, so I'd pay it so you don't have a warrant out for your arrest.
Who has an open Nfl fantasy league I could sign up for? Right now I have NONE !
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Originally posted by Ldawg View PostThat would be like suggesting everyone in Okla is Indian or that they all scrape the horse shit off their boots with their pudgie little fingers
Oklahoma man found in septic tank pleads guilty | Fox News
He was peeping up the shitter in a womens out houseLast edited by ToDaClub; 08-23-2013, 04:38 PM.
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Originally posted by ToDaClub View PostWell not exactly horse shit, but you"re close
Oklahoma man found in septic tank pleads guilty | Fox News
He was peeping up the shitter in a womens out house
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