Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

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A guy died and left his entire estate to his wife in Ky. Only problem is she can't touch it til she turns 14.

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How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

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How can you tell if a Kentucky redneck is married?


There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Kentucky to 32?


It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky ?



Documentaries.

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Did you hear about the $3 million Kentucky State Lottery?



The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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The governor's mansion in Kentucky burned down!


Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

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A new law was recently passed in Kentucky. When a couple gets divorced, they can STILL be cousins.

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A guy walked into a bar in Kentucky and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania ".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says, "I mount animals".
The bartender stands and raises his drink and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

[ToDaClub]

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

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Q: What's the difference between a Louisville cheerleader and a catfish?

A: One stinks and has whiskers, and the other one is a fish.

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On the border of Kentucky and Tennessee there's a small forest. Half of the forest belongs to a Kentucky farmer, while the other half belongs to a Tennessee man.

One day, while out for a walk in the woods, the Tennessee man comes across a wolf caught in a trap. He rushes back to his house and calls his Kentucky neighbor.

“There's one of your wolves caught in a trap on my side of the forest.”

“How do you know it's one of our wolves?” the Kentucky farmer asked.

Well, the Tennessee man replied, he's already chewed off three of his legs and he's still trapped.

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Q) What does a girl in Kentucky say after having sex?


A) “Get up dad, you’re smashing my cigarettes!”

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Why do folks from Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?

17 and under not admitted.

[jcindaville]

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