Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[10DimeBry]

Dave to the left of me .....
longnex to the right .....
Here jc is ....
Stuck in the middle with lube

[baseballdave]

Dave to the left of me .....
longnex to the right .....
Here jc is ....
Stuck in the middle with lube

That is why they call this the "Big Easy" !!!

[kbsooner21]

Dave to the left of me .....
longnex to the right .....
Here jc is ....
Stuck in the middle with lube

[10DimeBry]

Gee I wonder if Kaz has this weekend marked down in his calendar for a sausagefest in new Orleans?
I hope you guys gave him a heads up...or in this case a heads down.

[baseballdave]

When you are over sixty who gives a tinker’s damn?

This jackass looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"

I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."

***********

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.

She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there, instead of you."


*********** I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.

"Come on, what day was I born"?

I said, “Yesterday."

***********

I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

***********

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so?"

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "
***********

[ToDaClub]

[10DimeBry]

Omfg

I'm crying

[10DimeBry]

Well I don't know why I came here tonight? I gotta feeling somethin ain't right.

[jcindaville]

Dimer


Glad Duke shoved that deep in your fat ass

[kbsooner21]

Dimer


Glad Duke shoved that deep in your fat ass

[10DimeBry]

Dimer


Glad Duke shoved that deep in your fat ass

Too bad I had under which lost in 3rd qtr. So I didn't get screwed.

[ToDaClub]

Ncaa Mens basketball GOY #849 Bowling green -3.5. Way too deep a bench for my boys (ND)to stay with these guys. They stayed within 12 of Okie State(at Okie State), and within 11 of Mich State(at home)

I post in here cause you guys will figure the source before making your bets.

[kbsooner21]

Ncaa Mens basketball GOY #849 Bowling green -3.5. Way too deep a bench for my boys (ND)to stay with these guys. They stayed within 12 of Okie State(at Okie State), and within 11 of Mich State(at home)

I post in here cause you guys will figure the source before making your bets.

Thanks Club!

[ToDaClub]

So I'm getting tired of telemarketing calls on my cell phone and I have a question. Is it wrong to tell them I can't take personal calls on my company cell phone, and then when they ask for a different phone number I give them the ND Attorney Generals phone number???

[kbsooner21]

So I'm getting tired of telemarketing calls on my cell phone and I have a question. Is it wrong to tell them I can't take personal calls on my company cell phone, and then when they ask for a different phone number I give them the ND Attorney Generals phone number???

Please do