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  • 65 degrees and heading to a golf tournament. Life is good

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    • Blowing snow and 20 degrees. Fuck you and your sec and Tiger loving ass

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      • Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
        Blowing snow and 20 degrees. Fuck you and your sec, Tiger, and Dale Jr loving ass
        Wow, thought you were in that group too. About time you get off that bandwagon.

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        • Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
          Blowing snow and 20 degrees. Fuck you and your sec and Tiger loving ass
          I forgot to mention cold beer too

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          • North Dakota through the eyes of Jeff Foxworthy....If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in North Dakota. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in North Dakota. If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in North Dakota. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in North Dakota. If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Minot for the weekend, you may live in North Dakota. If you measure distance in hours, you may live in North Dakota. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in North Dakota. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in North Dakota. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in North Dakota. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in North Dakota. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in North Dakota. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in North Dakota. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in North Dakota. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in North Dakota. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in North Dakota. If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in North Dakota


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            • More miles on your snow blower

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              • 4 seasons, almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction is so acurate, that and halloween costumes that fit over a snowmobile suit!

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                • If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September 2nd through August 31st, you may live in North Dakota.

                  If someone in a Home Depot store shoots you and no one hears the gunshots, you may live in North Dakota.

                  If you've worn shorts, pink high heels and a jacket at the same time, you may live in North Dakota.

                  If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with 2 Tin Cans attached to string, you may live in North Dakota.

                  If "vacation" means going to your next door neighbors for the weekend, you may live in North Dakota.

                  If you measure distance by the size of your wifes panties, you may live in North Dakota.

                  If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once even after cooking it, you may live in North Dakota


                  Now its more truthful !!
                  He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius

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                  • Morning boys and girls, does anyone have an opinion on the bcs title game???

                    Nothing makes my day more than a text from KB showing snow out his window, and 6 degrees!!! Payback is a bitch!!!!


                    God still answers prayers

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                    • Whats for lunch?

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                      • Butter burger and fries.

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                        • Golden Coral for you?

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                          • A burger with butter?

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                            • Culvers.

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                              • Golden corral is nasty. I never eat that shit

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