5 PM Thursday Punch out, do a couple minnies in rush hour traffic on the way to the home.
6 PM Throw a box of Pizza Rolls in the microwave/ crack a Bud and let the dog out.
6:15 Stop microwave, accidently set it for 30 minutes instead of 3. Feed the dog over nuked pizza rolls, do a straight shot of Vodka with a bud chaser, call dominos.
7:00 Finish large 10 meat pizza, check bettorscat to see who has what picks, call book, put in bets, slams 2 more buds, stocks pockets with minnies for the ride to the bar. Head down I35 to his favorite watering hole
7:30 Arrive at bar, all patrons turn and yell KayyyBeeeee!!!! Bartender says whats shaking Mr Sooner? KB replys "4 cheeks and 2 chins!"
11:00 KB's girlfriend calls, Asks where he's at? KB reply's "Maundy Thursday church service" Girlfriend blushes, she's so proud of her boy. KB buys a round for the bar, he's so proud he could still talk without the marble mouth this late at night, decides he needs to do some more shooters.
2:00 AM KB's cab shows up, (standing order at 2 AM) takes him home where he signs on to bettorschat and harrases everyone still signed on at that time.IE TechFan...passes out in the Lazy boy chair with a half empty Bud and a bag of Cheetos.
11 AM Wakes up, Piss everywhere, can't decide if he did it or if it was the dog, decides to kick the dog. Cracks a beer, and signs on to BC.
Whats up bubba. Damn both kids have been sick since Wednesday morning so been a little rough for ole single dad vols trucks tonight and nationwide tomorrow. It's better than nothing
This is a picture KB sent me a couple weeks back of what he calls his "medicine" cabinet. I call em minnies
Makes sense now buddy! I don't believe it though I am sure KB has the big bottles. Kb is MIA I wanted to play a few over unders last night and couldn't get a hold of him.
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