Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[garth]

I'm pretty sure I've said it before, but It's so flat here that I can watch my dog run away from home for three days.

You did say that, but it's still pretty funny. When I drive across western Oklahoma or west Texas, I'm always amazed when I can discern the curvature of the Earth. The people who have deep roots out there love it because of the wide open spaces. I gotta have a few trees and hills.

[garth]

Bryce, are you an Ohio State fan? Being from Ohio, you must appreciate the double bird to the Michigan player as much as i do.

May have told this story before....but a couple of years ago my wife and I were on vacation in Hilton Head, SC. We ate lunch one day at this little hole-in-the-wall Italian joint whose proprietor was obviously an Ohio St. Fuckeye fanatic. Had memorabilia all over the walls, etc. Had an outstanding meatball sandwich...but I digress...I went to the mens' room and at the bottom of the toilet bowl was painted a perfect Michigan blue and gold football helmet. Cracked me up.

[bryce]

May have told this story before....but a couple of years ago my wife and I were on vacation in Hilton Head, SC. We ate lunch one day at this little hole-in-the-wall Italian joint whose proprietor was obviously an Ohio St. Fuckeye fanatic. Had memorabilia all over the walls, etc. Had an outstanding meatball sandwich...but I digress...I went to the mens' room and at the bottom of the toilet bowl was painted a perfect Michigan blue and gold football helmet. Cracked me up.

Quit using them big words like digress!
Maybe the owner put it there so everyone would piss on the helmet?

[garth]

Quit using them big words like digress!
Maybe the owner put it there so everyone would piss on the helmet?

That's exactly why he put it there. That's why it's so funny.

[kbsooner21]

Quit using them big words like digress!
Maybe the owner put it there so everyone would piss on the helmet?

[vols fan]

I just realized, if you get rid of the s, your kboner

KB, you my not bubba but I laughed my ass of at this post by club. That's worth 50 points so it's 50-0 club right now. I EXPECT this to be tied by tomorrow morning

[vols fan]

KB, you my not bubba but I laughed my ass of at this post by club. That's worth 50 points so it's 50-0 club right now. I EXPECT this to be tied by tomorrow morning

That should read " you my boy bubba" but for some reason my phone changed it to " you my not bubba". That sounds like someone from North Dakota

[ToDaClub]

Morning guys, -3:35 to tee time, current temp 27. May have to put on long underwear to get that first 18 in this year.

[ToDaClub]

Spark

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Joe "Spark" Schlumberg is such a person:










THIS IS QUOTED FROM JOE:

"I've often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?'
Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine. It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."

Joe should be an inspiration to us all.

[bryce]

Ez KB I'll will paint a sooner helmet on the bottom of my toilet and really jinx your team!

[ToDaClub]

Ez KB I'll will paint a sooner helmet on the bottom of my toilet and really jinx your team!

I'll will paint? Wow, were you born in Georgia?

[kbsooner21]

Morning all

[kbsooner21]

You you shot a score as low as the temp yesterday Club

[ToDaClub]

You you shot a score as low as the temp yesterday Club

And you're stststuddering? Only played 9 holes, frostbite!

[garth]

And you're stststuddering? Only played 9 holes, frostbite!

When you have to put on enough clothes to withstand 27 degrees it's just not worth it. My swing mechanics are bad enough without 4 or 5 layers of clothes.