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Wanted to take off work tomorrow to play golf..couldn't figure out how to swing it though...both literally and figuratively.Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
I'd end up skipping holes while answering emails or talking on the iphone.
Definitely going to play Saturday if this forecast plays out.
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KB had just come out of the store with two porterhouse steaks, a jumbo sausage, a bag of chips, and a 6-pack of beer. A homeless man sat there and said,Originally posted by kbsooner21 View PostI am getting skinny boys
"I haven't eaten for two days." KB told him, "I wish I had your will power."

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Originally posted by vols fan View PostHow did you know??????Did you have a camera in my condo.????? I banged a hot black chick that was on her knees shaking that ass while I beat that ass up. Good God that ass was moving like you wouldn't believe

Vols has a new pick up line that works every time! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of his league a woman might be, this line is a winner and Vols always end up in bed with them.
Here's how it goes, "Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
Good work Vols!
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May I suggest using more vegetable oil in your cooking to loosen up those joints ??Originally posted by kbsooner21 View PostMorning all. Damn I wish this pain would go away


Seriously, if you're in that much pain, go to the docs & get that shit checked out. Dont let it linger on.
I bought a carton of OJ today and it came with a set of gloves and a knife. I dont know what to do with the OJ, I have no use for it!!!
He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius
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