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  • ToDaClub
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  • longnex
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    After becoming frustrated with the attitude of a shoe salesman a blonde declared, 'I think I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, and get me a pair of alligator shoes for free!'

    The shoe salesman replied with a sly smile, 'Well little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'
    ...
    The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shoe salesman was driving home and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water,
    shotgun in hand.

    He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up on the bank.

    Nearby were 7 more dead gators. The shoe salesman watched in amazement as she struggled with the gator. Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . . .
    "Sonofagun! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"

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  • ToDaClub
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    Originally posted by 10DimeBry View Post
    Do I take the gondola to the top or stick to the bunny hill?
    I had this dream last night, Dimer on the Black Diamond runs, went something like this



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  • 10DimeBry
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    Do I take the gondola to the top or stick to the bunny hill?

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  • ToDaClub
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    Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
    Wazzzzup Biznitches
    Just getting ready to go home for the day....How's the road trip??

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  • kbsooner21
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    Wazzzzup Biznitches

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  • jcindaville
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    Originally posted by longnex View Post
    Laying on top of Dave made that twin mattress feel like a king size mattress.
    Dave's man tit is the best pillow a person can have

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  • longnex
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    Originally posted by jcindaville View Post


    Dave is like a pillowtop mattress
    Laying on top of Dave made that twin mattress feel like a king size mattress.

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  • ToDaClub
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    Morning Spark, morning Dimer. I hate Thursdays.

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  • 10DimeBry
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    Good morning spark. Hope all is well my friend

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  • Spark
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    Morning Ladies .. Digging out of a 11 inch snow fall. Weather has been great so I can not complain
    Last edited by Spark; 03-07-2013, 08:21 AM.

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  • jcindaville
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    Originally posted by longnex View Post
    It wasnt to bad. Me and JC laid on top of Dave. We had plenty room.


    Dave is like a pillowtop mattress

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  • jcindaville
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    Originally posted by vols fan View Post
    I'm sure you can.

    Been having alot of problems with my throat. Always dry and for the last few months been real hoarse and feels like my throat is closing up sometime. So doctor sent me to a throat specialist saying it could be anything from a tumor to severe acid reflux. Luckily it was the acid reflux. I was watching it on TV as the camera was going down and it was like in HD seeing my insides. It was uncomfortable but kinda neat too. Once the camera got to my esophagus it was pretty nasty. 30 days of medication and she said no beer,tea,soda,juice,tomatoes,fried food...etc. Who does she think I am???
    U can still drink wine, vodka, bourbon, and whiskey!

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  • vols fan
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    Originally posted by jcindaville View Post
    Come up to KY and I can run something like a long lens camera down your throat
    I'm sure you can.

    Been having alot of problems with my throat. Always dry and for the last few months been real hoarse and feels like my throat is closing up sometime. So doctor sent me to a throat specialist saying it could be anything from a tumor to severe acid reflux. Luckily it was the acid reflux. I was watching it on TV as the camera was going down and it was like in HD seeing my insides. It was uncomfortable but kinda neat too. Once the camera got to my esophagus it was pretty nasty. 30 days of medication and she said no beer,tea,soda,juice,tomatoes,fried food...etc. Who does she think I am???

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  • jcindaville
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    Originally posted by vols fan View Post
    Anybody ever had a camera run down your nose and throat?? Holy hell my insides are just as pretty as my outside is!!
    Come up to KY and I can run something like a long lens camera down your throat

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