Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[ToDaClub]

I'm seepy

Rough anniversary???

[jcindaville]

I'm seepy

[ToDaClub]

Club here are more female Athletes that you MAY have overlooked. (kill the audio to the right, click next)
30 of the Hottest Sportswomen in Bikinis

Good morning boys, :mensday: Time to hit the simulator, gonna play a british open course today

[Ldawg]

Can you call it a sport if one of the best "athletes" is a woman?

Club here are more female Athletes that you MAY have overlooked. (kill the audio to the right, click next)
30 of the Hottest Sportswomen in Bikinis

[10DimeBry]

I thought that was suppose to be our little secret.....no pun intended

[jcindaville]

An inch....you could prolly measure that with jc's wanger

You would know!! It's grazed the front of your teeth on many an evening

[Ldawg]

Spark: Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
Doc: When did you first notice this problem?
Spark: What problem?

[10DimeBry]

An inch....you could prolly measure that with jc's wanger

[kbsooner21]

Morning kb.

Im guessing no snow?

Maybe an inch

[ToDaClub]

Morning Bry, KB. Can't believe it's only Tuesday. For some reason it feels like a Thursday.

[10DimeBry]

Morning kb.

Im guessing no snow?

[kbsooner21]

Morning boys. Weathermen here in OKC need to go back to school. Just because the wind is blowing 30 mph and there is 2 snowflakes, that doesn't mean it's a blizzard

[Spark]

JC came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very nice 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300",said JC .
"Easy" the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on' sez JC, "tell me the truth." " That is the truth," sez the kid. "Every night while you were gone, that nice JMarty would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"

[Ldawg]

JC came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very nice 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300",said JC .
"Easy" the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on' sez JC, "tell me the truth." " That is the truth," sez the kid. "Every night while you were gone, that nice JMarty would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"

[longnex]

JC hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !

He went home and told his wife, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night!

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

JC said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, JC!"
The next day, JCs wife ran into one of JC's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "JC won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you,

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".