Oklahoma police find loaded gun hidden in woman's private parts
Published March 07, 2013
FoxNews.com
A search of two Oklahoma women who were sitting in a vehicle outside a closed restaurant turned bizarre when police discovered that one of them was concealing a loaded gun – inside her private parts.
After becoming frustrated with the attitude of a shoe salesman a blonde declared, 'I think I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, and get me a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shoe salesman replied with a sly smile, 'Well little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'
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The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shoe salesman was driving home and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water,
shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up on the bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators. The shoe salesman watched in amazement as she struggled with the gator. Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . . .
"Sonofagun! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
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