After becoming frustrated with the attitude of a shoe salesman a blonde declared, 'I think I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, and get me a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shoe salesman replied with a sly smile, 'Well little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'
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The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shoe salesman was driving home and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water,
shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up on the bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators. The shoe salesman watched in amazement as she struggled with the gator. Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . . .
"Sonofagun! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
Been having alot of problems with my throat. Always dry and for the last few months been real hoarse and feels like my throat is closing up sometime. So doctor sent me to a throat specialist saying it could be anything from a tumor to severe acid reflux. Luckily it was the acid reflux. I was watching it on TV as the camera was going down and it was like in HD seeing my insides. It was uncomfortable but kinda neat too. Once the camera got to my esophagus it was pretty nasty. 30 days of medication and she said no beer,tea,soda,juice,tomatoes,fried food...etc. Who does she think I am???
U can still drink wine, vodka, bourbon, and whiskey!
Come up to KY and I can run something like a long lens camera down your throat
I'm sure you can.
Been having alot of problems with my throat. Always dry and for the last few months been real hoarse and feels like my throat is closing up sometime. So doctor sent me to a throat specialist saying it could be anything from a tumor to severe acid reflux. Luckily it was the acid reflux. I was watching it on TV as the camera was going down and it was like in HD seeing my insides. It was uncomfortable but kinda neat too. Once the camera got to my esophagus it was pretty nasty. 30 days of medication and she said no beer,tea,soda,juice,tomatoes,fried food...etc. Who does she think I am???
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