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A group of girls are bored and deciding which soda their boyfriends are like.
Pam says that hers is like 7 Up, because he's seven inches and always up.
Samantha says that hers is like Mountain Dew because he's hard like a mountain and likes to do it.
Rose thinks and thinks. She finally says that her boyfriend is like Jack Daniels. Samantha says, "That's not a soda it's a liquor."
Rose grins and says, "Yep."
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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Bonita Springs, doing
nothing.
One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'
The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'
The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'
The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'
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