Well you see, guys, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, guys, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Drink up boys
After 20 years, i have killed all the dumb brain cells
Well you see, guys, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, guys, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
So KB, I gotta ask after a week or so has gone by, what does a Sooner think of the Nebraska defection to the Big Ten? I 'm thinking they were just a little tired of no competition in football. Wanted some real competition each week. Maybe they wanted to start a D1 hockey program?
I hate to see it personally. Nebraska has been a rival for a long, long, time And lately, the only decent name in an extremely weak division. I wouldn't have near the problem with being the new Big 10 if Iowa St and K St were the ones to go
Colorado is a program in bad shape, so not real sad to see them go. Hawkins is a sitting duck Colorado will be unrelevant in football for years imo. Nice beanbag for the Pac south conf for at least 5 more years. I expect them to get better, but it's a long time down the road.
Did you mention something about hockey somewhere in there?
So KB, I gotta ask after a week or so has gone by, what does a Sooner think of the Nebraska defection to the Big Ten? I 'm thinking they were just a little tired of no competition in football. Wanted some real competition each week. Maybe they wanted to start a D1 hockey program?
Morning guys, anyone hear about that fan that fell out of the second deck last night at the rangers game? Going after a foul ball. Bad news, tried to find info on it. Youtube just has the radio announcers. doesn't sound good.
Try and youtube Vlad's homerun and watch the 30 year old dbag slam the 8 yr old into the fence and give him a black eye going for the ball
Morning guys, anyone hear about that fan that fell out of the second deck last night at the rangers game? Going after a foul ball. Bad news, tried to find info on it. Youtube just has the radio announcers. doesn't sound good.
I was watching the game. The camera never caught it and they never showed a replay. Guy will be ok they said.
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