Your horse's hair is in better condition than your own.
You refer to your car as "my portable tack room."
You are excited when your friend tells you that there is a huge sale at the bridle shop, then you are disappointed when you realize they mean the bridal shop.
You have the vet's number but not your kid's pediatrician on your speed dial.
Your spouse can track dirt into the house all they want, but God help them if they muddy up the tack room.
Your house is a mess, but the barn is as neat as a pin.
Your nice clothes are the ones without horsehair all over them.
You have to go to your friend's wedding in riding clothes because you took too long at the barn.
Can we all decide if you want to complain about your weather, just end it with, "but at least I'm not club" that way I don't feel like I need to respond to show you how good you have it. Example. -10 wind chills. Well the temp outside right now is -12 and we have 20 - 35 MPH winds. That puts wind chills at roughly -40 to -50. The only good thing about this is, you can drink like a fish, walk out of the bar, the wind hits you and bam, your sober!!
I might regret asking this, but, JC whats with the dentist commercial???
First of all " at least i dont have it as bad as Club"
I made the major mistake of sharing a picture of a woman I went on a date with last night with Longnex, KB, Kaz, and Baseball Dave.
And being the good friends that they are all to me, they ridiculed her to death to me via email about 100 times, they termed her Mr Ed because when she smiles a lot of gum shows. Lovely lady, but being the degenerate bastards that those 4 tools are they shit and rain on my date parade! lol
I will share some of there so very nice emails with you in a bit.
By the way, the date went fine, and I dont give two fucks if she is Mr Ed or not, I like her!!
To Baseball Dave, (who fucks goats), to Kaz, KB, and Longnex, ( who fuck each other and there hands)
Can we all decide if you want to complain about your weather, just end it with, "but at least I'm not club" that way I don't feel like I need to respond to show you how good you have it. Example. -10 wind chills. Well the temp outside right now is -12 and we have 20 - 35 MPH winds. That puts wind chills at roughly -40 to -50. The only good thing about this is, you can drink like a fish, walk out of the bar, the wind hits you and bam, your sober!!
I might regret asking this, but, JC whats with the dentist commercial???
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