Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[ToDaClub]

he is in San Bernadino being questioned by authorities for 17 missing packages of Hostess twinkies and the disappearance of a hiker

[kbsooner21]

I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup.

Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel".

The salesman (a black man wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest.

He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.

I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership, Darn guy had no sense of humor.

[vols fan]

Vols?

Alright. If Junior finishes outside the top 10 in the 500 I will put up a Dale Jr sucks avatar for 88 days. If he does finish in the top 10 of the 500 you have to put up a Dale Jr 88 car avatar for 88 days. Is it a bet?

[insidethe8thpol]

Alright. If Junior blows an engine at any time during the race, I'll come up to NoDak service your engine for that many laps. If he doesnt, then you come down here and stroke my pole position 500 times. Is it a bet?

I thought you would have some kind of bet where who ever lost, the loser would put up some type of funny Avatar commemorating the event.

Hey its your bet, do what ever turns your corner.

[vols fan]

I thought you would have some kind of bet where who ever lost, the loser would put up some type of funny Avatar commemorating the event.

Hey its your bet, do what ever turns your corner.

Looks like Club might be taking a trip down south.In more ways then one

[ToDaClub]

Alright. If Junior finishes outside the top 10 in the 500 I will put up a Dale Jr sucks avatar for 88 days. If he does finish in the top 10 of the 500 you have to put up a Dale Jr 88 car avatar for 88 days. Is it a bet?

Alright, your on, but I would prefer if you were banned for 88 days!

[insidethe8thpol]

Looks like Club might be taking a trip down south.In more ways then one

In another thread he mentioned he loved a shifter in his hands & a set of ball bearings just like Bogart

[ToDaClub]

In another thread I mentioned I loved his shifter in my hands & a set of his ball bearings in my mouth

I told you in that thread too, I'm not gay. Move on Pol, try KB or JC, they're flaming!

[kbsooner21]

I told you in that thread too, I'm not gay. Move on Pol, try KB or JC, they're flaming!

Says the guy who's texting me the minute his wife walks out the door

[insidethe8thpol]

I told you in that thread too, I'm not gay. Move on Pol, try KB or JC, they're flaming!

Says the guy who's texting me the minute his wife walks out the door

OK Pookie

[ToDaClub]

Says the guy who's texting me the minute his wife walks out the door

[vols fan]

Says the guy who's texting me the minute his wife walks out the door

[ToDaClub]

Morning gents, got the zackleys bad today. Yuck.

[jcindaville]

Morning gents, got the zackleys bad today. Yuck.

I'm afraid to ask what that is

[insidethe8thpol]

I'm afraid to ask what that is

2 quarts of 10W30 Motor Oil
4 New York City sized Gerbils
2 pints Ranch Dressing
1 Anal Cavity

Rinse gerbils in Warm water
Slather Gerbils in Motor Oil
Add 2 teaspoons of Dressing per Gerbil
Insert into Anal Cavity

=

North Dakota Zackleys

Found this recipe online searching for remedy to rid oneself of hemorroids