I can't stand Billicheat but boy Bob Kraft might be my favorite owner in the NFL. His speech to the fans and his players was as genuine as I have ever heard. No doubt that man loves those players and fans
he should be getting up from his nap any minute now. It will take him an hour to remember his password so i expect a response at about 2:45
1:55 - club wakes from nap
1:56 - club wakes from nap
1:57 - club is tired from waking up from nap; lies down and takes nap
1:58 - alarm on oxygen tank goes off due to lit cigarette left in ashtray
2:09 - club wakes from nap, shuts off oxygen alarm, finishes whats left of cigarette
2:10 - club changes Depends, then takes shit
2:12 - realizing he shit his Depends without pissing, he chooses to do so now
2:14 - club turns on computer
2:16 - club turns on computer
2:17 - club arrives onto BC site
2:18 - types in 1st letter of password
2:19 - types in 2nd letter of password
2:20 - types in 3rd letter of password
2:22 - types in 4th letter of password
2:23 - takes spoonful of mashed bananas
2:25 - types in 5th letter of password
2:26 - finishes swallowing spoonful of bananas
2:28 - types in 6th letter of password
2:45 - logs on to BC site
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