Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[ToDaClub]

I just got an email from Monte, he's gonna move urgent to the rant section!!

[kbsooner21]

Wow Club, that joke was funny back when I was in 6th grade

[ToDaClub]

Girl please don't take this the wrong way, but you look better with the lights off

Kb at night?

[ToDaClub]

Kb and his wife are driving down a country road when KB accidentally hits a Skunk. Well Mrs Kb didn't want the animal to suffer, so she made Kb get out and get the animal so they could take it to the Vet. Kb knows a few things about first aid, so he tells his wife to hold the skunk between her legs and keep it warm. She says "Well, What about the smell?" To which the Kb replies "Just hold his nose and he'll never notice!"

[kbsooner21]

Girl please don't take this the wrong way, but you look better with the lights off

[jcindaville]

Two UT football players were preparing for a math exam. One asked the other, "How many degrees are there in a circle?" After considerable thought the second asked, "How big is the circle?"

[jcindaville]

What is orange and white, 100 yards long and has two front teeth?
The front row at Neyland Stadium

[KazDog]

Did you hear about the UT fan who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it until she's fourteen.

OMG. Lmfao. This could be a 10 "y'all" response from Vols.

KAZ

[ToDaClub]

This one is top 5 material!

This guy's in a bar, & sees that the barkeep has this dog, who's wearing a Jr. sweater.
Well, the race comes on, & a few laps in, ol' Junior gets into the top 20. You can see the dog's just riveted to the set, wagging his tail.
A bit later, Jr moves into the top 15. Now the dog's on his feet, prancing around a bit.
A bit later still, Jr gets into the top 10. Now our furry friend is really getting excited, dancing around, letting out little woofs.
End of the race comes, Junior finishes third. The dog is going absolutely berzerk, jumping, barking, etc.
The guy says to the barkeep "Wow! that dog of yours is quite the Junior fan. What's he do if Junior actually wins?"
"I dunno", replied the barkeep. "I've only had him a 3 years"

[kbsooner21]

No, no no, my bad, it wasnt Tennessee pride womens basketball, it was a replay of the powerful Falcon offense getting smoked by the Gmen.

Guess no TD scoring is a southern thing, the SEC cant score them and neither can the Atlanta Falcons

I wish nobody knew my favorite teams. I get picked on all the time.

Fuck you

[ToDaClub]

What do you call 10,000 Restrictor plates at the bottom of the ocean?
A Good Start.

[ToDaClub]

I can't be nice, I just can't

Did you hear that Dale Earnhardt Jr is getting a new crew chief from China? His name is Win-Won Soon.

[jcindaville]

What do you call a drug ring in Knoxville?
A huddle.

[jcindaville]

Why do UT football players wear button-fly jeans?
So the sheep won't hear the zipper.

[jcindaville]

I wish nobody knew my favorite teams. I get picked on all the time.

Did you hear about the UT fan who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it until she's fourteen.