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  • kbsooner21
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    Originally posted by baseballdave View Post


    More bad news for my LSU Tigers -

    The bus bringing back the LSU offense was 2 days late getting back to Baton Rouge.
    Some damn Alabama fan painted a 50 yard line in front of the bus and it took them 2 days to cross it !!!

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  • baseballdave
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    Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post


    More bad news for my LSU Tigers -

    The bus bringing back the LSU offense was 2 days late getting back to Baton Rouge.
    Some damn Alabama fan painted a 50 yard line in front of the bus and it took them 2 days to cross it !!!

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  • jcindaville
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    Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
    A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like JC.'

    Passenger: 'Who?'

    Cabbie: 'JC.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to JC every single time.'

    Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

    Cabbie: Not JC. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.


    Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.



    Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like

    me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But JC, could do everything right.'







    Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

    Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But JC, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to JC.

    Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

    Cabbie: 'Well... I never actually met JC. He died and I married his fucking wife."



    Eat a dick asswipe

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  • ToDaClub
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    I won't mention any names

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  • ToDaClub
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    LMFAO

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  • longnex
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    Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
    A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like JC.'

    Passenger: 'Who?'

    Cabbie: 'JC.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to JC every single time.'

    Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

    Cabbie: Not JC. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.

    Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

    Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But JC, could do everything right.'

    Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

    Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But JC, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to JC.

    Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

    Cabbie: 'Well... I never actually met JC. He died and I married his fucking wife."

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  • ToDaClub
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    Originally posted by Spark View Post
    Originally posted by baseballdave View Post
    Is that a "guess the member" photo when they were a kid ???

    I'm guessing Dimer !!!
    Good try Dave, We all know it's you!!

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  • ToDaClub
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    A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like JC.'

    Passenger: 'Who?'

    Cabbie: 'JC.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to JC every single time.'

    Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

    Cabbie: Not JC. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.

    Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

    Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But JC, could do everything right.'

    Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

    Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But JC, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to JC.

    Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

    Cabbie: 'Well... I never actually met JC. He died and I married his fucking wife."

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  • ToDaClub
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    Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
    Club, if you feel the need to check in with me when you get home, I'm going to have to bump your curfew up a few hours
    I'll make a deal with ya, I won't text you when I get home on Wednesdays/Thursday morning, if you leave me alone when I'm taking my mid day nap!

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  • kbsooner21
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    Club, if you feel the need to check in with me when you get home, I'm going to have to bump your curfew up a few hours

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  • ToDaClub
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    Damm, wish we could skip Thursday mornings.....Hey KB, you never answered my text last night, pussy


    Morning my bestest buddies.

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  • vols fan
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    Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
    Morning buddy!

    Vols, we're sports junkies here and the Thunder were not playing that night
    sure y'all are

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  • kbsooner21
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    Morning buddy!

    Vols, we're sports junkies here and the Thunder were not playing that night

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