A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys.
The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and has her way with him. Upon this 'service' concluding, the man catches his breath and asks what that was about.
The nurse informs the patient studies have shown that before a vasectomy, if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks, " What are they doing in there"? The nurse responds, " They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have "Obama Care".
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys.
The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and has her way with him. Upon this 'service' concluding, the man catches his breath and asks what that was about.
The nurse informs the patient studies have shown that before a vasectomy, if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks, " What are they doing in there"? The nurse responds, " They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have "Obama Care".
Yo Dave, that's like me saying I kinda like golf! Or letswinalot is kind of an idiot, or JC saying he kinda likes rumps, Or KB saying he kinda likes booze, or Vols saying he kinda likes republicans, or.....well I'm guessing your getting the picture
We did very good. We were in Cooperstown with 104 other teams and we were 4 outs away from the final 16. We had a 3-2 lead with 2 outs in the bottom of the 5th and lose 5-3.
The boys played great and considering we were playing teams from all over the country where they pick the "best of the best" and I take my friends kids, kids of parents I coached, etc., we did awesome.
And I got to eat lunch with Dimer while we were there. It was good seeing him again.
Yo Dave, that's like me saying I kinda like golf! Or letswinalot is kind of an idiot, or JC saying he kinda likes rumps, Or KB saying he kinda likes booze, or Vols saying he kinda likes republicans, or.....well I'm guessing your getting the picture
How do you know that it was just my finger ??? Did you see ANY of my hand or arm ???
Remember, Dimer might be shorter than me but he is kinda wide like me !!!
Yo Dave, that's like me saying I kinda like golf! Or letswinalot is kind of an idiot, or JC saying he kinda likes rumps, Or KB saying he kinda likes booze, or Vols saying he kinda likes republicans, or.....well I'm guessing your getting the picture
We did very good. We were in Cooperstown with 104 other teams and we were 4 outs away from the final 16. We had a 3-2 lead with 2 outs in the bottom of the 5th and lose 5-3.
The boys played great and considering we were playing teams from all over the country where they pick the "best of the best" and I take my friends kids, kids of parents I coached, etc., we did awesome.
And I got to eat lunch with Dimer while we were there. It was good seeing him again.
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