Q: What's the difference between a Louisville cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One stinks and has whiskers, and the other one is a fish.
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A guy walked into a bar in Kentucky and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania ".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says, "I mount animals".
The bartender stands and raises his drink and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"Leave a comment:
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A new law was recently passed in Kentucky. When a couple gets divorced, they can STILL be cousins.Leave a comment:
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The governor's mansion in Kentucky burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.Leave a comment:
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Did you hear about the $3 million Kentucky State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.Leave a comment:
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky ?
Documentaries.Leave a comment:
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Kentucky to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.Leave a comment:
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How can you tell if a Kentucky redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.Leave a comment:
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How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."Leave a comment:
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A guy died and left his entire estate to his wife in Ky. Only problem is she can't touch it til she turns 14.Leave a comment:
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