Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[Ldawg]

I know how you like them San Francisco cock suckers and you'll be going back frequently to mingle with the gays, so I'd pay it so you don't have a warrant out for your arrest.

Everyone in SF is not Gay and everyone in Calif. did not vote for Oh Bam Ah's dumbass That would be like suggesting everyone in Okla is Indian or that they all scrape the horse shit off their boots with their pudgie little fingers



Who has an open Nfl fantasy league I could sign up for? Right now I have NONE !

[Ldawg]

SOCIALLY EXCEPTABLE COMMENTS
The Red Cross had just knocked at our door and asked if we
could help towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we would
love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

Southern cops have a way with words! These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were
taken off their car videos:

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

Yeah that one tripped me up too!! Bwahahahaha

BBD in the hizzel

[jcindaville]

Sounds like his past trip to Oklahoma.

Talk about crossing state lines with shit covered dildos

[jcindaville]

I just got a bill from San Francisco. I went through a toll on the golden gate bridge with a rental car that has a pass in it. $ 5.00 charge, and $29.95 for administrative services by Hertz rent a car. I may go Savage on them.

Uncle Savvy is the man!!!! You and him have been persecuted long enough, time you stand and fight for what's right

[vols fan]

I know how you like them San Francisco cock suckers and you'll be going back frequently to mingle with the gays, so I'd pay it so you don't have a warrant out for your arrest.

Sounds like his past trip to Oklahoma.

[kbsooner21]

I just got a bill from San Francisco. I went through a toll on the golden gate bridge with a rental car that has a pass in it. $ 5.00 charge, and $29.95 for administrative services by Hertz rent a car. I may go Savage on them.

I know how you like them San Francisco cock suckers and you'll be going back frequently to mingle with the gays, so I'd pay it so you don't have a warrant out for your arrest.

[wayne1218]

I want a late 1st round pick tonight. I don't see value in tebow if I'm picking 1-10 but 11-14, he is all mine!

[ToDaClub]

Thank Bryan, mail the check to my work addy bro!!

Lets not be ur usual slow pay please, need to get back some of my speeding ticket money

Fuck southern cops!

I just got a bill from San Francisco. I went through a toll on the golden gate bridge with a rental car that has a pass in it. $ 5.00 charge, and $29.95 for administrative services by Hertz rent a car. I may go Savage on them.

[jcindaville]

Southern cops have a way with words! These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were
taken off their car videos:


1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you
just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch after you wear them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the
speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you
go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey
poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National
Crime Information Center )

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're
allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal
friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we
don't. Sign here."

Fuck southern cops!

[jcindaville]

Glad its friday.


End of summer/ cutting JC a $100 check cuz he is a better capper and fantasy manager than I am

Thank Bryan, mail the check to my work addy bro!!

Lets not be ur usual slow pay please, need to get back some of my speeding ticket money

[jcindaville]

Good to see BBD post

Cubs lose in extra innings

Yesterday was one of my better Thursdays in a while.

what's everyone got planned?

I've got two rooms left to put in baseboard and I will finally finish my "winter" building project. Then Sunday I'm off to the twin cities for a couple days. JC when is your wife coming???? I'm staying right by Best Buy headquarters.

Not sure Club, she was just given the account this week. It will be soon that she has to go there.

[wayne1218]

I think it was the better move too cuz as good as bell runs, I do not have the same confidence in his throwing ability. Bell must be bummed out though.

[kbsooner21]

Should be a fun weekend kb!

No belldozer starting for OU huh? Interesting ...... Thought he had that QB job!

I have a vendor of mine that I meet for happy hour every now and then. His son lives/takes care of Sam Bradford's house here in OKC when Sam is staying in St. Louis during the season as they have been childhood friends. He told me back in April that Josh Heupel (OU OC) told Bradford that the coaching staff was 95% sure Knight would win the starting job. He has looked really good and I really haven't been too impressed with Bell. I'm glad they went in this direction and makes me even more excited for the season. I love having a young talented QB in there, even though he might struggle some this season!

[wayne1218]

Should be a fun weekend kb!

No belldozer starting for OU huh? Interesting ...... Thought he had that QB job!

[kbsooner21]

3 fantasy drafts this weekend. 1 tonight, 1 saturday night, 1 sunday night

Bristol tomorrow night as well

Try and squeeze in a round of golf as well tomorrow morning if I'm not too hungover