Morning guys. Football tonight The team that use to be known as the Fighting Sioux take on the rough and tumble Crusaders of Valparaiso. Should be a shoot out! I know
I couldn't take the heat yesterday, sweating like a virgin in a jail house, went home after 27 holes. My wife was in shock. "What are you doing home at 6:30?" She probably had to call and cancel her date
I know
You fucker, we were getting Sushi till you came home early
I couldn't take the heat yesterday, sweating like a virgin in a jail house, went home after 27 holes. My wife was in shock. "What are you doing home at 6:30?" She probably had to call and cancel her date
Yeah she did. Pissed me off cause I have a special night planned !!!
I couldn't take the heat yesterday, sweating like a virgin in a jail house, went home after 27 holes. My wife was in shock. "What are you doing home at 6:30?" She probably had to call and cancel her date
Morning guys. Football tonight The team that use to be known as the Fighting Sioux take on the rough and tumble Crusaders of Valparaiso. Should be a shoot out! I know
Boudreaux walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. A sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife
She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later he deposits a large bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter where the sales girl is working.
The sales girl is confused and asks, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife”?
He answers, “ Well you see it’s like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers”; because “it’s soooo-oo-ooo much cheaper'”. “So I figure if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE”!
Boudreaux walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. A sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife
She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later he deposits a large bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter where the sales girl is working.
The sales girl is confused and asks, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife”?
He answers, “ Well you see it’s like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers”; because “it’s soooo-oo-ooo much cheaper'”. “So I figure if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE”!
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