Its Time Guys .... Everyone Please Read !!!

[molta02]

what a thread

[JOMO1]

I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST!!! been following you for awhile. I think you are GOOD capper. so we will be seeing you soon on the SERVICE PICKS. GREAT and GOOD LUCK!! you deserve it

[NEJAKE]

Dont use petroleum jelly, hair conditioner aint bad.

No condom, whats the point

I promise you, you nail her in the ass she will sleep like a baby.

You just cant go Rambo on her and pop it in there. While your grubbing i want you to at least get your pinky in there while grubbing, when she nuts pull the pinky and put in the pointing finger. Give her a normal ole puss bang and then give her a long ass massage, plenty of baby oil or hair conditioner all over her ass and from time to time dip a finger in there. She needs to be relaxed so a lot of wine normally does the trick, once she is completely relaxed and handling the finger ok, try for 2 fingers, be easy.

By now you will be ready to blow, trust me on this one, now its go time, doggy style, ass up one last finger in to make sure its lubed EXTREMELY good. Poke easy and slow, just get in first, dont start pile driving her like in the porno's. You will be ready to explode do the tightness ass she is groaning with her hands on the back of her head. Nut and let it get soft and she will shit you out.

She will sleep now till like 11 am and wake and feel like she is on top of the world.'

I hope this helps

Christ! I learned something, thanks JC.

[Lsufan]

Christ! I learned something, thanks JC.

Get JC's DVD to learn all of his dirty little tricks

[BettorsChat]

How the hell did this thread go from a service joke to a homo thread?

[bhs4life]

i just spent a 1/2 hr reading this unreal lol

[NEJAKE]

Get JC's DVD to learn all of his dirty little tricks

I'm not paying for the video, he explains it perfectly on this thread for free!

[KazDog]

for the guys who had the dukie come out (this scares me)....when did it come out. Was it like caused by the suction of when you pulled out? or did it come when you were doing it?

Dude....Between the lube, hair conditioner and gravity, that Gary Coleman has NO CHANCE of hanging on. He's gonna fly out of there like a well oiled piston!



KAZ

[NEJAKE]

Dude....Between the lube, hair conditioner and gravity, that Gary Coleman has NO CHANCE of hanging on. He's gonna fly out of there like a well oiled piston!



KAZ

lmao

[deltaforce]

Dude....Between the lube, hair conditioner and gravity, that Gary Coleman has NO CHANCE of hanging on. He's gonna fly out of there like a well oiled piston!



KAZ

I am not going too heavy with the lube. Snatch Sauce and a little KY as needed. I think if she doesn't eat alot the worse we can have is a peanut or corn kernel.

I pray neither happens but I am prepared for it.

[WayneChung]

Dont use petroleum jelly, hair conditioner aint bad.

No condom, whats the point

I promise you, you nail her in the ass she will sleep like a baby.

You just cant go Rambo on her and pop it in there. While your grubbing i want you to at least get your pinky in there while grubbing, when she nuts pull the pinky and put in the pointing finger. Give her a normal ole puss bang and then give her a long ass massage, plenty of baby oil or hair conditioner all over her ass and from time to time dip a finger in there. She needs to be relaxed so a lot of wine normally does the trick, once she is completely relaxed and handling the finger ok, try for 2 fingers, be easy.

By now you will be ready to blow, trust me on this one, now its go time, doggy style, ass up one last finger in to make sure its lubed EXTREMELY good. Poke easy and slow, just get in first, dont start pile driving her like in the porno's. You will be ready to explode do the tightness ass she is groaning with her hands on the back of her head. Nut and let it get soft and she will shit you out.

She will sleep now till like 11 am and wake and feel like she is on top of the world.'

I hope this helps

YOUR MY MOTHERFUCKING HUCKLEBERRY // to the dude worried about seeing some dukie,get an enema at the local pharmacy,first give her a warm enema,then a cold enema, like john said keep the wine flowing,crushing up a 100 mg viagra and putting it in her wine is not a bad idea either,shit works on chicks too,make her hold each enema 5 minutes before expelling,then after the cold enema,leave her in the bathroom about 30 minutes to make sure everything flushes out.when she comes out totally clean,a few bong hits,some more wine,then to prep her i like to use a small anal plug,have her keep it in for a while,not only will this loosen the muscles,have her pull it out in the bathroom and clean herselve one more time,at this point she will be toss the salad clean and all the prep work will have her ready to take your marvin up the backdoor in what should be a clean experience-sincerely the ironman !! PS-THIS IS THREAD OF THE CENTURY MATERIAL !!

[WayneChung]

double g,only you can have a thread that goes from a harmless april fools to a 20 page dissertation on anal sex-LMFAO !!

[Three Jack]

Dont use petroleum jelly, hair conditioner aint bad.

No condom, whats the point

I promise you, you nail her in the ass she will sleep like a baby.

You just cant go Rambo on her and pop it in there. While your grubbing i want you to at least get your pinky in there while grubbing, when she nuts pull the pinky and put in the pointing finger. Give her a normal ole puss bang and then give her a long ass massage, plenty of baby oil or hair conditioner all over her ass and from time to time dip a finger in there. She needs to be relaxed so a lot of wine normally does the trick, once she is completely relaxed and handling the finger ok, try for 2 fingers, be easy.

By now you will be ready to blow, trust me on this one, now its go time, doggy style, ass up one last finger in to make sure its lubed EXTREMELY good. Poke easy and slow, just get in first, dont start pile driving her like in the porno's. You will be ready to explode do the tightness ass she is groaning with her hands on the back of her head. Nut and let it get soft and she will shit you out.

She will sleep now till like 11 am and wake and feel like she is on top of the world.'

I hope this helps

this is the Post of the Century...and 100% correct!!!

[Three Jack]

How the hell did this thread go from a service joke to a homo thread?

Because you never entered to make it a liberal gang bang!!!

[WayneChung]

too fucking much,jimmy,this is off the chart !! LMFAO !!