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[JBC13]

Dont use petroleum jelly, hair conditioner aint bad.

No condom, whats the point

I promise you, you nail her in the ass she will sleep like a baby.

You just cant go Rambo on her and pop it in there. While your grubbing i want you to at least get your pinky in there while grubbing, when she nuts pull the pinky and put in the pointing finger. Give her a normal ole puss bang and then give her a long ass massage, plenty of baby oil or hair conditioner all over her ass and from time to time dip a finger in there. She needs to be relaxed so a lot of wine normally does the trick, once she is completely relaxed and handling the finger ok, try for 2 fingers, be easy.

By now you will be ready to blow, trust me on this one, now its go time, doggy style, ass up one last finger in to make sure its lubed EXTREMELY good. Poke easy and slow, just get in first, dont start pile driving her like in the porno's. You will be ready to explode do the tightness ass she is groaning with her hands on the back of her head. Nut and let it get soft and she will shit you out.

She will sleep now till like 11 am and wake and feel like she is on top of the world.'

I hope this helps

oh man how did this thread turn into this

[deltaforce]

Thanks JC....just a few more questions. it appears you know your stuff.

Should I just come inside her ass or will that make her fart out a milkshake (not kidding)

Should i slap her ass to divert attention from her asshole pain (like i said i have a fattie)

And will i pull out eventually how long until her ass closes back up. I have seen the pornos and it appears to be wide open.

If she does happen to duke...what is duke ettiquette? Do i pick it up? Does she? I probably should not mention it since it may embarrass her.

I will not go Rambo on her......even though when I am in I will probably want to send her into "pillow biting" mode

Seriously, thanks for the advice

[NEJAKE]

Guys i think i am in....

I simply asked what her what i could do to make her fantasy come true and i would be willing to do anything.

she then asked what i want? I told her and she said she would try but could not promise if it hurt.

All i have to do is take her to newport for a weekend and wine and dine her and be romantic (which i guess in am not)

I am booking a place for this weekend....

I guess tony robbins is right when he says to get what you want you have to give someone what they want.....

i am psyched...

should i wear a rubber?? it is not like she can get pregnant in the ass.....

any advice from the experienced guys is appreciated....

can not believe i am going to the dark side this weekend

No go bareback, wearing a rubber is like shitting with your pants on, just make sure you don't go back to the vag before a thorough wash job and a piss.

[Chado1]

Dont use petroleum jelly, hair conditioner aint bad.

No condom, whats the point

I promise you, you nail her in the ass she will sleep like a baby.

You just cant go Rambo on her and pop it in there. While your grubbing i want you to at least get your pinky in there while grubbing, when she nuts pull the pinky and put in the pointing finger. Give her a normal ole puss bang and then give her a long ass massage, plenty of baby oil or hair conditioner all over her ass and from time to time dip a finger in there. She needs to be relaxed so a lot of wine normally does the trick, once she is completely relaxed and handling the finger ok, try for 2 fingers, be easy.

By now you will be ready to blow, trust me on this one, now its go time, doggy style, ass up one last finger in to make sure its lubed EXTREMELY good. Poke easy and slow, just get in first, dont start pile driving her like in the porno's. You will be ready to explode do the tightness ass she is groaning with her hands on the back of her head. Nut and let it get soft and she will shit you out.

She will sleep now till like 11 am and wake and feel like she is on top of the world.'

I hope this helps

OMFG...hair conditioner!!!

[Lsufan]

Dont use petroleum jelly, hair conditioner aint bad.

No condom, whats the point

I promise you, you nail her in the ass she will sleep like a baby.

You just cant go Rambo on her and pop it in there. While your grubbing i want you to at least get your pinky in there while grubbing, when she nuts pull the pinky and put in the pointing finger. Give her a normal ole puss bang and then give her a long ass massage, plenty of baby oil or hair conditioner all over her ass and from time to time dip a finger in there. She needs to be relaxed so a lot of wine normally does the trick, once she is completely relaxed and handling the finger ok, try for 2 fingers, be easy.

By now you will be ready to blow, trust me on this one, now its go time, doggy style, ass up one last finger in to make sure its lubed EXTREMELY good. Poke easy and slow, just get in first, dont start pile driving her like in the porno's. You will be ready to explode do the tightness ass she is groaning with her hands on the back of her head. Nut and let it get soft and she will shit you out.

She will sleep now till like 11 am and wake and feel like she is on top of the world.'

I hope this helps

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[kbsooner21]

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[baseballdave]

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[deltaforce]

Just talked my girl on the phone and it seems she talked to one of her friends who loves it in the butt. I guess she has my gf inquistive now. All thanks to BC my anal dreams are gonna come true!!

a week ago she was threatening fingering my ass in retaliation and now she is actually looking forward to it. fucking chicks.....how the hell do you read em???

for the guys who had the dukie come out (this scares me)....when did it come out. Was it like caused by the suction of when you pulled out? or did it come when you were doing it?

This is a HUGE fear of mine....and hers

I told her to not eat much and make sure she dukes in that day....

I am gonna earn my "mud flaps" this weekend boys

[jcindaville]

Thanks JC....just a few more questions. it appears you know your stuff.

Should I just come inside her ass or will that make her fart out a milkshake (not kidding) absolutely

Should i slap her ass to divert attention from her asshole pain (like i said i have a fattie) No, be gentle and dont stick the whole fattie in her, head and maybe an inch or 2

And will i pull out eventually how long until her ass closes back up. I have seen the pornos and it appears to be wide open. You wont know you ever fucked her, it will close right away

If she does happen to duke...what is duke ettiquette? Do i pick it up? Does she? I probably should not mention it since it may embarrass her. Have a towel ready, pick it up and dont mention it

I will not go Rambo on her......even though when I am in I will probably want to send her into "pillow biting" mode

Seriously, thanks for the advice

Good luck, LOTS of lube, you cant use enough

[jcindaville]

No go bareback, wearing a rubber is like shitting with your pants on, just make sure you don't go back to the vag before a thorough wash job and a piss.

Excellent post, so true

[jcindaville]

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[jcindaville]

I have never laughed so hard in my life Jimmy

[Lsufan]

i cant stop laughing


He quoted me

bwahahahahahahaah

my stomach is hurting

Only the best of DVD's have quotes on them. Yours should be no different.

[10DimeBry]

Dont use petroleum jelly, hair conditioner aint bad.

No condom, whats the point

I promise you, you nail her in the ass she will sleep like a baby.

You just cant go Rambo on her and pop it in there. While your grubbing i want you to at least get your pinky in there while grubbing, when she nuts pull the pinky and put in the pointing finger. Give her a normal ole puss bang and then give her a long ass massage, plenty of baby oil or hair conditioner all over her ass and from time to time dip a finger in there. She needs to be relaxed so a lot of wine normally does the trick, once she is completely relaxed and handling the finger ok, try for 2 fingers, be easy.

By now you will be ready to blow, trust me on this one, now its go time, doggy style, ass up one last finger in to make sure its lubed EXTREMELY good. Poke easy and slow, just get in first, dont start pile driving her like in the porno's. You will be ready to explode do the tightness ass she is groaning with her hands on the back of her head. Nut and let it get soft and she will shit you out.

She will sleep now till like 11 am and wake and feel like she is on top of the world.'

I hope this helps

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[10DimeBry]

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