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I think Chado is following our advice and taking some time off from here. By 1 pm he normally has 100 post already
Never mind, i see he is here
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Do you ever work ?? !!!Originally posted by jcindaville
jc Wishes He Can Get A Goat
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At work I am bored and this passes time but I am gonna try to minimize coming on as much outside of work...Originally posted by jcindaville
And garza I am not a virgin...it has just been a while....if you havent realized already these tools love to blow things out of proportion for comedy...
SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!Comment
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Delta ..
If You Really Want To Help The Forum Out, And Thank Me For The Winners , Film The Session For Us And Post It In The Photo Section !
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Originally posted by baseballdaveFuck a goat and see how it feels !!!
Fuck a goat?? what the hell does that mean? I don't even think i've seen a goat in like 15 years when i went to a petting zoo.
I will stick to chicks for awhile.
Also, if anyone has serious advice please let me know.
I need opinons on Condoms, lube, position, alcohol, afterwards,
Someone told me a girl has an anal seal that is like a cigar band and when she loses her anal virginity and the seal cracks she gets extreme pleasure. Has anyone ever heard of this seal?
Is it true there could be corn? That is a joke, right?
Serious replies only. We are leaving for Newport tomorrow at 4.
Do not know if i can do a play by play...but will update when i can.
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Originally posted by GOLDENGREEKDelta ..
If You Really Want To Help The Forum Out, And Thank Me For The Winners , Film The Session For Us And Post It In The Photo Section !
Greek.....you should have pointers....you are Greek right?
My girl wouldn't even let me take a shot of her tits let alone any anal shots.....
I will try to get something with my cell phone, but it clicks too loud...Any tips on silent photos so she would not know.....Comment
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Good luck, put on some loud music...Originally posted by deltaforceComment
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The skin of the corn is un-digestible so it comes out intact. So yes it's possible to get a golden nugget stuck to the head waiter.Originally posted by deltaforce
And yes, I've heard of an anal seal before, but that was JC explaining to me that he sat on plastic seal his kid left in the bathtub one night....
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Back in the late 70's I had a buddy (John Hill) that shared a house with me on Tela Rd. - behind the "Red Dog Saloon" and anyone that's been to OK knows that that was one "Great" sick nasty place during the Oil Boom days.
Anyway, me and Johnny would sell all the whores "ludes" and they would come over to the "Sugar Shack" all the time and it was like Roman times - some real wild shit went on!
Anyway another friend of ours Russell(married and just hung out there to see if he could get some too) and me were in the living room partying when we heard this SCREAM - we turned and looked to see Johnny kneewalkin' right behind this chick w/ his dick in her ass and holding on for dear life and she just keep yelling "take it out, take it out - it hurts, it hurts.
funniest shit I ever seen!!!!!updated thru 4/04 play
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Originally posted by TheRook
Seriously not like I have experience it or anything. I was told to stick your finger in the pie hole at the same time as missionary....Last edited by buddyluv1968; 04-03-2008, 03:51 PM.Comment
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google that shit (no pun intended)Originally posted by deltaforceComment
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Thats how i rollOriginally posted by Bill the ThrillOk
Back in the late 70's I had a buddy (John Hill) that shared a house with me on Tela Rd. - behind the "Red Dog Saloon" and anyone that's been to OK knows that that was one "Great" sick nasty place during the Oil Boom days.
Anyway, me and Johnny would sell all the whores "ludes" and they would come over to the "Sugar Shack" all the time and it was like Roman times - some real wild shit went on!
Anyway another friend of ours Russell(married and just hung out there to see if he could get some too) and me were in the living room partying when we heard this SCREAM - we turned and looked to see Johnny kneewalkin' right behind this chick w/ his dick in her ass and holding on for dear life and she just keep yelling "take it out, take it out - it hurts, it hurts.
funniest shit I ever seen!!!!!
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Originally posted by deltaforce
Dont use petroleum jelly, hair conditioner aint bad.
No condom, whats the point
I promise you, you nail her in the ass she will sleep like a baby.
You just cant go Rambo on her and pop it in there. While your grubbing i want you to at least get your pinky in there while grubbing, when she nuts pull the pinky and put in the pointing finger. Give her a normal ole puss bang and then give her a long ass massage, plenty of baby oil or hair conditioner all over her ass and from time to time dip a finger in there. She needs to be relaxed so a lot of wine normally does the trick, once she is completely relaxed and handling the finger ok, try for 2 fingers, be easy.
By now you will be ready to blow, trust me on this one, now its go time, doggy style, ass up one last finger in to make sure its lubed EXTREMELY good. Poke easy and slow, just get in first, dont start pile driving her like in the porno's. You will be ready to explode do the tightness ass she is groaning with her hands on the back of her head. Nut and let it get soft and she will shit you out.
She will sleep now till like 11 am and wake and feel like she is on top of the world.'
I hope this helps
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Originally posted by jcindavilleDont use petroleum jelly, hair conditioner aint bad.
No condom, whats the point
I promise you, you nail her in the ass she will sleep like a baby.
You just cant go Rambo on her and pop it in there. While your grubbing i want you to at least get your pinky in there while grubbing, when she nuts pull the pinky and put in the pointing finger. Give her a normal ole puss bang and then give her a long ass massage, plenty of baby oil or hair conditioner all over her ass and from time to time dip a finger in there. She needs to be relaxed so a lot of wine normally does the trick, once she is completely relaxed and handling the finger ok, try for 2 fingers, be easy.
By now you will be ready to blow, trust me on this one, now its go time, doggy style, ass up one last finger in to make sure its lubed EXTREMELY good. Poke easy and slow, just get in first, dont start pile driving her like in the porno's. You will be ready to explode do the tightness ass she is groaning with her hands on the back of her head. Nut and let it get soft and she will shit you out.
She will sleep now till like 11 am and wake and feel like she is on top of the world.'
I hope this helps
JC-----------THE ASSMASTER
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Dude if you haven't had sex for 7 years your hyman could grow back and you'll be a virgin again!Originally posted by Chado1At work I am bored and this passes time but I am gonna try to minimize coming on as much outside of work...
And garza I am not a virgin...it has just been a while....if you havent realized already these tools love to blow things out of proportion for comedy...Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.Comment
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