Chado "in date" thread

[BettorsChat]

My requirements for a woman if i was single

Not too fat






















































thats it

With that laundry list of his he can have it since he's young, but at the snails pace that he's moving that list won't work out for him.

[vols fan]

Same...pretty much anything but fat...a chick with a gut wont even get me hard im sorry...just disgusting...

Not much experience with fat chicks but the ones I was drunk and let take advantage of me all gave great BJs.There fat,they have to be good at something.

[vols fan]

JC dont like them fat cause he can't get his dick in there ass

[longnex]

With that laundry list of his he can have it since he's young, but at the snails pace that he's moving that list won't work out for him.

Chado is 18 years away from being the 40 year old virgin. And with those requirements Im betting he will be a virgin way past 40.

[vols fan]

Too much talk....GO START BROWSING!!

I agree.Here was my schedule when I was 22.
Monday-Go to work,look for girls,drive home while looking for girls,went to bed early from trying to get laid all weekend.
Tuesday-Pretty much same as above maybe go to Hooters,talk to girls and get ready for the weekend(WED-SUN)
Wed-girls,beer,bar
Thursday-girls,beer,bar,club,more girls
Friday-girls,beer,strip club,club,more girls
Sat-Lake(with girls),beer,club
Sun-Apartment pool party,girls,beer,more drunk girls
Pick one day Chado,follow that schedule and promise you will get laid.Unless your Fugly and then you can come hang out with me.It makes me look better

[Chado1]

Not much experience with fat chicks but the ones I was drunk and let take advantage of me all gave great BJs.There fat,they have to be good at something.

Yea I will take a BJ from a fat chick but definately will not fuck them....see its one thing back in the day or whatever when you are all drunk and just fuck whatever cause you are out of it and just enjoying the fun....

But try being 100% sober like I am now and with a fully attentive mind frame and some fat hog taking her clothes off and seeing that gut hang down...no thanks..

[vols fan]

Yea I will take a BJ from a fat chick but definately will not fuck them....see its one thing back in the day or whatever when you are all drunk and just fuck whatever cause you are out of it and just enjoying the fun....

But try being 100% sober like I am now and with a fully attentive mind frame and some fat hog taking her clothes off and seeing that gut hang down...no thanks..

Bend her over,close your eyes and bang the hell out of Jessica Alba.Works every time

[Chado1]

All done work..off to the gym fellas to pump the guns and stare at a bunch of hot chicks while they work out in their skimpy little workout outfits like a stalking perv...

[Chado1]

Bend her over,close your eyes and bang the hell out of Jessica Alba.Works every time

Yea but Jessica Alba's ass is hot and tiny...the fat chicks ass would be wide and floppy...

Oh...close your eyes...thats the key...I got you now...

[vols fan]

Yea I will take a BJ from a fat chick but definately will not fuck them....see its one thing back in the day or whatever when you are all drunk and just fuck whatever cause you are out of it and just enjoying the fun....

But try being 100% sober like I am now and with a fully attentive mind frame and some fat hog taking her clothes off and seeing that gut hang down...no thanks..

Not that I was ever sober,but I liked it when I was the soberest one there.It gave me more chances to take advantage of a girl.A drunk guy makes it obvious who he is going after and it creeps a girl out.You on the other hand being sober notices she goes to piss about every 15 minutes.You watch the clock and just so happen to be in the hallway with her where you can start a conversation ALONE and the drunk guy hasn't even noticed shes gone yet.Next thing you know she gets drunker,you the sober one keeps running into her and guess who ends up giving the drunk girl a ride home.
P.S. We wont know what she looks like cause her head will be burried in your lap after you tell her maybe she should lay down to help sober her up.Sounds cheesy but it works.

[jcindaville]

JC dont like them fat cause he can't get his dick in there ass

Too much ass for this dick, gotta spread it far apart with the fatties

[vols fan]

Too much ass for this dick, gotta spread it far apart with the fatties

God your sick.











But I love it

[BettorsChat]

I agree.Here was my schedule when I was 22.
Monday-Go to work,look for girls,drive home while looking for girls,went to bed early from trying to get laid all weekend.
Tuesday-Pretty much same as above maybe go to Hooters,talk to girls and get ready for the weekend(WED-SUN)
Wed-girls,beer,bar
Thursday-girls,beer,bar,club,more girls
Friday-girls,beer,strip club,club,more girls
Sat-Lake(with girls),beer,club
Sun-Apartment pool party,girls,beer,more drunk girls
Pick one day Chado,follow that schedule and promise you will get laid.Unless your Fugly and then you can come hang out with me.It makes me look better

I believe your brother stated that you would try to pick up 30 girls on a night with no luck

[BettorsChat]

Yea I will take a BJ from a fat chick but definately will not fuck them....see its one thing back in the day or whatever when you are all drunk and just fuck whatever cause you are out of it and just enjoying the fun....

But try being 100% sober like I am now and with a fully attentive mind frame and some fat hog taking her clothes off and seeing that gut hang down...no thanks..

Take her to the gym

[BettorsChat]

All done work..off to the gym fellas to pump the guns and stare at a bunch of hot chicks while they work out in their skimpy little workout outfits like a stalking perv...

You should be getting #'s at the gym