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  • #31
    I think rook's multiple posting stems from being a midget.
    Remember everywhere Rook goes he has to scream out to be noticed:

    1) at the mcdonalds counter they can not see him...they just hear a voice screaming say "i'll take 5 big mac's"

    2) he has been pulled over by the police since they thought it was a "runaway car" since they did not see a head above the dash......little did they know he has a seat in front of the engine very similar to a tank driver"

    3) In the mens room rook has to do a chin up on the urinal before he is high enough to leak.....but on the positive side if he has to take a shit he walks right under the door without having to open it.

    I think Rook is just tired of it and wants to be known on his own merits.....Not someone who has to preface everything by saying., "yeah, that is pretty good for a midget"...."or imagine if he was normal height"....."

    Rook.....keep up the great picks and make as many threads as you want.....You are important and you picks are very good for any person even a normal one!!


    ****PS.... Rook i have good news....My friends at the Shriners are willing to donate 1 miniature car and 1 miniature motorcycle for you!!!
    Last edited by TwoTonTony; 10-03-2007, 01:09 PM.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by TwoTonTony
      I think rook's multiple posting stems from being a midget.
      Remember everywhere Rook goes he has to scream out to be noticed:

      1) at the mcdonalds counter they can not see him...they just hear a voice screaming say "i'll take 5 big mac's"

      2) he has been pulled over by the police since they thought it was a "runaway car" since they did not see a head above the dash......little did they know he has a seat in front of the engine very similar to a tank driver"

      3) In the mens room rook has to do a chin up on the urinal before he is high enough to leak.....but on the positive side if he has to take a shit he walks right under the door without having to open it.

      I think Rook is just tired of it and wants to be known on his own merits.....Not someone who has to preface everything by saying., "yeah, that is pretty good for a midget"...."or imagine if he was normal height"....."

      Rook.....keep up the great picks and make as many threads as you want.....You are important and you picks are very good for any person even a normal one!!
      SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!

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      • #33
        Has Rook posted his soccer yet today?

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        • #34


          this is making my morning!!!!!!

          oh GOOD LUCK ROOK!!
          1*=$50

          Crusader MM starting qb at Oregon

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          • #35
            Originally posted by TwoTonTony
            I think rook's multiple posting stems from being a midget.
            Remember everywhere Rook goes he has to scream out to be noticed:

            1) at the mcdonalds counter they can not see him...they just hear a voice screaming say "i'll take 5 big mac's"

            2) he has been pulled over by the police since they thought it was a "runaway car" since they did not see a head above the dash......little did they know he has a seat in front of the engine very similar to a tank driver"

            3) In the mens room rook has to do a chin up on the urinal before he is high enough to leak.....but on the positive side if he has to take a shit he walks right under the door without having to open it.

            I think Rook is just tired of it and wants to be known on his own merits.....Not someone who has to preface everything by saying., "yeah, that is pretty good for a midget"...."or imagine if he was normal height"....."

            Rook.....keep up the great picks and make as many threads as you want.....You are important and you picks are very good for any person even a normal one!!


            ****PS.... Rook i have good news....My friends at the Shriners are willing to donate 1 miniature car and 1 miniature motorcycle for you!!!


            You know....I said a little (save it) prayer today thanking the man upstairs that you wasn't around this morning when the idiots were going crazy....cause you can all on your own do enough damage.

            But sure enough...just when I think it's safe....here you come.


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            • #36
              Originally posted by Topplayer
              Has Rook posted his soccer yet today?
              Yes he has...right here:

              http://www.bettorschat.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=133194
              SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Topplayer
                Has Rook posted his soccer yet today?

                yeah buddy...its around somewhere in between the trillion friggin threads these morons have bumped.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Spark
                  Oh yeah .. I agree ... You would fit in perfectly with the other assholes over there ...

                  Real Nice Spark

                  Thanks

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by TheRook
                    i hate you
                    Your turn for what to lose in the first round good luck rook

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                    • #40
                      And also, I have a life...something JC doens't have.
                      The buffet at the Golden Corral doesnt constitute a life Rook. Just constitutes your front porch getting larger
                      Questions, comments, complaints:
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by jcindaville
                        The buffet at the Golden Corral doesnt constitute a life Rook. Just constitutes your front porch getting larger



                        I just have the salad bar there.....

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by jcindaville
                          The buffet at the Golden Corral doesnt constitute a life Rook. Just constitutes your front porch getting larger
                          Great come back....

                          SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!

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                          • #43
                            3) In the mens room rook has to do a chin up on the urinal before he is high enough to leak.....but on the positive side if he has to take a shit he walks right under the door without having to open it.
                            Tony, that walking UNDER the door is the single funniest thing i have ever read in my life.

                            I never laughed so hard

                            You are one funny SOB
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                            • #44
                              Hell, i like my new avatar. I think i will keep it
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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by jcindaville
                                Tony, that walking UNDER the door is the single funniest thing i have ever read in my life.

                                I never laughed so hard

                                You are one funny SOB
                                I dont know about you guys but when I was reading that part I was visualizing him walking under the door....LMFAO...that is VERY funny....

                                SOBER SINCE MARCH 28TH OF 2007!!!

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