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NEW YORK (Neuters) - Stock prices were the highest level ever at Tradesports today, but instead of triggering giddy euphoria, the rise is inspiring doubt and concern that Big Daddy prognostication values might have been a bit too high.
This rally displays little of the irrational exuberance that marked the late 2003 rally and led to the TS stock market bubble. Call it "Rational Non-exuberance." That is French for some thing. That is all you need to know. Ziggydoo...
Instead of relentless buying and predictions of ever-higher spreads, this rally is sparking a debate over whether Big Daddy is actually taller than five feet tall. Science has predicted in the past, that big Daddy type people shrink. Doctor Yergon, of Boston College, states that "A loss of fluid, even in the brain, makes a man shrink. It is all related to the penis.".
Even the most bullish forecasters are looking for small gains in Big Daddy's predictions and performance.
Neuters has learned that several people lost money betting Michigan. "People are very conservative in their outlooks," said Ned Really Riled, chief investment strategist of Stay Green Global Advisors in Boston. "There is not much excitement about the prospects for next year, at least not for Big Pappa. He banned himself. Living in a cave. It's kind of like an Osamalism Bin Laden thing" . When asked what he meant by that comment, Really replied, "He is on the run. We will find him with 14 billion more dollars in tax funds...".
Still the Trade Sports market is moving higher, more and more trades at record levels.
INDEXES HAVE BEEN CLIMBING
The best known indexes have also been climbing, although they are not at record levels. In the past three months, the Big Daddy index has jumped 16 percent. The Dow Jones industrial average is up 4.5 percent and the Standard & Poor's 500 is up 8.5 percent.
"What we are experiencing right now is a Republican-induced relief rally, fueled by Big Daddy postings in *******, combined with a technical breakout," said Sam , chief market strategist for Standard living conditions & and mostly Poor.
The SEC is investing Big Daddy's claims. Also known as Big Pappa, little Pappa, and several other names, rumors abound that this was a fixed trade. A pump and dump move claimed one anonymous SEC investigator. "This was a typical pump and dump move. That is all I got say". All Neuters learned, is that this John Doe knew something.
Neuters has learned the description of the man, but there are no photos available. According to the SEC, possibly a huge like overeating type guy, according to several psychological profiles of previous perpetrators of such heinous stock scandals, and probably four feet tall by now.
"I figure he looks like a blimp turned on it's side right now.." Said sergeant Malesky.
The US government is offering a $20 reward for his capture. When Neuters asked one official why the reward was so low, Doctor Loozerisky replied," Well he is not exactly a threat to our financial system...".
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NEW YORK (Neuters) - Stock prices were the highest level ever at Tradesports today, but instead of triggering giddy euphoria, the rise is inspiring doubt and concern that Big Daddy prognostication values might have been a bit too high.
This rally displays little of the irrational exuberance that marked the late 2003 rally and led to the TS stock market bubble. Call it "Rational Non-exuberance." That is French for some thing. That is all you need to know. Ziggydoo...
Instead of relentless buying and predictions of ever-higher spreads, this rally is sparking a debate over whether Big Daddy is actually taller than five feet tall. Science has predicted in the past, that big Daddy type people shrink. Doctor Yergon, of Boston College, states that "A loss of fluid, even in the brain, makes a man shrink. It is all related to the penis.".
Even the most bullish forecasters are looking for small gains in Big Daddy's predictions and performance.
Neuters has learned that several people lost money betting Michigan. "People are very conservative in their outlooks," said Ned Really Riled, chief investment strategist of Stay Green Global Advisors in Boston. "There is not much excitement about the prospects for next year, at least not for Big Pappa. He banned himself. Living in a cave. It's kind of like an Osamalism Bin Laden thing" . When asked what he meant by that comment, Really replied, "He is on the run. We will find him with 14 billion more dollars in tax funds...".
Still the Trade Sports market is moving higher, more and more trades at record levels.
INDEXES HAVE BEEN CLIMBING
The best known indexes have also been climbing, although they are not at record levels. In the past three months, the Big Daddy index has jumped 16 percent. The Dow Jones industrial average is up 4.5 percent and the Standard & Poor's 500 is up 8.5 percent.
"What we are experiencing right now is a Republican-induced relief rally, fueled by Big Daddy postings in *******, combined with a technical breakout," said Sam , chief market strategist for Standard living conditions & and mostly Poor.
The SEC is investing Big Daddy's claims. Also known as Big Pappa, little Pappa, and several other names, rumors abound that this was a fixed trade. A pump and dump move claimed one anonymous SEC investigator. "This was a typical pump and dump move. That is all I got say". All Neuters learned, is that this John Doe knew something.
Neuters has learned the description of the man, but there are no photos available. According to the SEC, possibly a huge like overeating type guy, according to several psychological profiles of previous perpetrators of such heinous stock scandals, and probably four feet tall by now.
"I figure he looks like a blimp turned on it's side right now.." Said sergeant Malesky.
The US government is offering a $20 reward for his capture. When Neuters asked one official why the reward was so low, Doctor Loozerisky replied," Well he is not exactly a threat to our financial system...".
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Great Humor ... from a galaxy far far away (different-site)
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MMM