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For the first time ever there was no lock of the year yesterday! What is going on? has sonny lost his touch?!
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Rhode Island Gazette
Sunday June 15, 2003
Pawtucket....
A self proclaimed world champion handicapper was arrested late Saturday night after propositioning an undercover officer. Sonny LaFouchi walked up to a drug sniffing dog, dressed as a lady of the night, and asked how far could he get if he offered a 20* pick to the lovely dame. After the dog agreed to his terms, they went to The Lambada Hotel. Once there, the dog went into the bathroom to make believe he was getting out of its clothes and to give the signal for other officers to storm the room and arrest Mr. LaFouchi.
Meanwhile, Mr. LaFouchi disrobed, lathered himself up with cooking oil & handcuffed himself to the bed with his ass in the air. The dog heard a thud & thought it was his fellow officers, so he came out. No one was there. He looked into the bedroom and saw Mr. LaFouchi with his ass in the air and a dogbone on his back. The dog jumped onto the bed, straddled Mr. LaFouchi & started to lick on & around the bone. Unaware that he was about to be fucked by a dog, Mr. LaFouchi proceded to egg on the animal by bouncing on the bed in a wild manner. That really excited the dog. The dog penetrated Mr. LaFouchi's anal cavity & was going to town on him. The harder he pumped, he dug his nails further into Mr. LaFouchi's back. Now screaming because of the pain, Mr. LaFouchi turned his head & saw that its a dog fucking him. He started going ballastic to shake the dog off of him, but the more he shook, the more the dog pumped him. After 30 minutes of this, the backup officers finally broke down the door & entered the bedroom to their amazement.
Mr. LaFouchi was charged with solicitation & cruelty to animals. The cruelty charge was added after officers determined that the dog was not provided with a condom by Mr. LaFouchi. :D -
denmaster
your one funny dude
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oh shit thats funny
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