Post 1000....a thank you

[Tigger]

Anyway, I'm not gonna waste my 1000 thread on useless shit like Tigger did...nonono..I"m gonna try to make you all a bit of money instead!

Here's the full card that I sent out today to my clients. Enjoy it, and hopefully we'll make a profit by the end of the night.

NYY -132 over Cleveland (Mussina/Lee)
KC/Boston over 10.5 (-110) (Snyder/Miller)
Chicago/Toronto under 9.5 (-120) (Bush/Hernandez)
LA Angels -145 over Baltimore (Bedard/Lackey)
Milwaukee/Mets over 7.5 (+110) (Santos/Martinez)

Good luck tonight!
Rook/Tat2/John

In tribute to your "priceless" 1000th post, I wrote you a little poem and I'd like to share it with you now:

We're all happy to have you here, so we allot you the name Tat2.
Before my final picks you steer, there is one thing you must do;
There is no such thing as a lock, no such thing as a garuntee.
If all your picks sink like a rock, will we get the next day free?

~~~ Tigger

[TheRook]

In tribute to your "priceless" 1000th post, I wrote you a little poem and I'd like to share it with you now:

We're all happy to have you here, so we allot you the name Tat2.
Before my final picks you steer, there is one thing you must do;
There is no such thing as a lock, no such thing as a garuntee.
If all your picks sink like a rock, will we get the next day free?

~~~ Tigger

That may be your best post yet!!! LMFAO!!

[Kaptain]

Rook -- congrats on the 1000th post, even though over 100 of em was defending yourself against that Bastage Lsu, and his running mate Tigger....

You came to our home, as a salesman, was invited to dinner, we liked you, and you haven't left yet...Thats what originated the term "Damn Yankee"....you fit in here like a "tight ass" to an expensive cushioned leather chair....Good fit....

Your "sense of humor" is what separates you from many....You have to have it to survive here.....You are a "class act", a true gentlemen, and a part of the "Forum Family"....

You give us your plays free, and share input and encouragement with all of us....Glad you're here my lil man....and "no", I'm not sorry for the handle (TAT2) I gave ya....you earned it....For a celebration, I'm gonna send you a full bottle of "Fuzzo", so you can continue to work on that mirrored scalp....

Seriously, my man, it's a pleasure to have you aboard the BC Ship...we need more like you......PS, 1 of your picks is wrong......I'll update you later....Your podna, Kaptain

[TheRook]

Kapt,

Thank you sir! I am more then happy to be aboard this wacky ship.

One thing about that fuzzo....I should warn all of my bald brothers and sisters....use rubber gloves when applying it to your scalp. Otherwise you might have a hairy situation on your hands !

[Tigger]

One thing about that fuzzo....I should warn all of my bald brothers and sisters....use rubber gloves when applying it to your scalp. Otherwise you might have a hairy situation on your hands !

That's what happened, you're bald head must of gotten too close.

~~~ Tigger

[TheRook]

That's what happened, you're bald head must of gotten too close.

~~~ Tigger

Tigger!!! I told you not to tell anyone!!!

Well sent it's out of the bag...might as well come clean. Another tip is to make sure the fuzzo is fully dry before you prepare to perform on a woman. She was bald down there before we got together.

Damn you Tigger

[Tigger]

I have to admit that is quite an advantage you have.... when the woman doesn't have to lay down, and you can just walked right up under there, look up, and start going at it.

~~~ Tigger

[RJeremy]

hey Tigger,

got any ideas for my 8,000th post????

[TheRook]

I have to admit that is quite an advantage you have.... when the woman doesn't have to lay down, and you can just walked right up under there, look up, and start going at it.

~~~ Tigger

It's great until I hit that "G" spot, which I ALWAYS do...they quiver and lose their balance and SPLAT I get flattened

[Tigger]

hey Tigger,

got any ideas for my 8,000th post????

Announce that you are buying a farm? LMAO, good luck on coming up with something original RJ. BOL today to the both of you as well.

~~~ Tigger

[The Lovedoc]

Rook,

Congrats on 1000 posts.... Your now officially a BC Clone!! Welcome to Hell..... :christmas

[TheRook]

Rook,

Congrats on 1000 posts.... Your now officially a BC Clone!! Welcome to Hell..... :christmas

LOL.....nice air conditioning down here!

Thanks Lovedoc

[TheRook]

NYY -132 over Cleveland (Mussina/Lee)---------------------------loss
KC/Boston over 10.5 (-110) (Snyder/Miller)------------------------win
Chicago/Toronto under 9.5 (-120) (Bush/Hernandez)---------------win
LA Angels -145 over Baltimore (Bedard/Lackey)--------------------win
Milwaukee/Mets over 7.5 (+110) (Santos/Martinez)----------------win


4-1 +2.78 units

Congrats guys. Hope some of you tailed. And sorry Kapt about that total....sometimes even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.

Having a very nice run here in the 2nd half now...glad your a part of it!

Rook

[Kaptain]

Rook

Rook

Seriously, my man, it's a pleasure to have you aboard the BC Ship...we need more like you......PS, 1 of your picks is wrong......I'll update you later....Your podna, Kaptain

Good day---I told you that you had 1 wrong....ha ha kapt

[Spark]

Fantastic day ... Nice going pal ...